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Straw Hat Wulf
@strawhatwulf.bsky.social
Failed Artist, Struggling Story Teller, Defective Human with a tenuous grasp on reality.
December 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Maybe the real Antifa were the friends we made along the way.
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Words!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
King Koop is back and this time he is kidnapping more than just a princess.

Plot twist the bomb is actually on another bus.
August 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yeah Buddy!
August 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What passes for a fortune these days.
Oh yeah, in bed.
August 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My mood lately
August 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Been seeing this guy around facebook lately, didn't learn his name in until yesterday. Don't really care. I just know he makes me think of the tiny face guy from Rick and Morty.
August 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You ever notice how white supremacists tend to draw the least supreme examples to their ranks?
August 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
As an ADHD autistic Dungeon master, I can 100% confirm this.
July 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm just like Sherlock Holmes.
Only without the musical talent, advanced pattern recognition,scientific aptitude, rigorous physical training, or opium addiction.
July 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If we could stop being f*cking awful for one minute...
June 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
June 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
June 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
June 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
June 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
June 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Chonky leopard can only eat so many faces a day.
June 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
June 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I am not even sure how this app works. 😅
Am I just supposed to post about whatever pops into my head?
Because, society was very clear that I am not supposed to do that anymore.
May 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
May 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
May 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Doctor - Your blood pressure is a little high.
Me - Well the world is on fire and despite being 2/3 rds water, no one seems to want to put it out.
So I don't know what you want me to do about that given that I am already on medication, and dieting and exercising.
May 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM