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@strawhattery.bsky.social
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one piece fic writer • she/her, 34 • #myfics #sakoboby #askbree

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NEW QUIP FIC
a painterly meme of paul revere, riding his horse hard enough that it's kicking up a dust storm behind them and its breath is visible by its nostrils, and holding a lantern out with one outstretched hand. his mouth is open, so the viewer can imagine he is saying 'the british are coming!' heeding his call, a man holding a firearm hurries out of his home, still pulling on his coat. behind him, silhouetted in the warm glow from inside their cozy home, a woman watches him go.
September 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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in a deeply surreal moment, utilities included hit 5k kudos today 😭🙏 thank you so much to everyone who's read & interacted with this story in any way

alpha/alpha zosan roommates with a merry-coded couch, you will always be so special to me
a cropped screenshot of the AO3 listing for the zosan fic "utilities included" by strawhattery. the screencap reads: Utilities Included by strawhattery 19 Apr 2024 One Piece (Anime & Manga) No Archive Warnings Apply, Roronoa Zoro/Sanji, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Modern Era, Roommates to Lovers, Alpha/Alpha, Internalized Homophobia, Canon-Typical Zosan Antagonism, References to Canon-Typical Vinsmoke Family Dynamics Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life. Language: English Words: 114,291 Chapters: 10/10 Comments: 1,841 Kudos: 5,000 Bookmarks: 1,235 Hits: 111,116
August 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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fable once again you have charmed me why is this so cute
a screencap from the app "fable" showing bree & quip's "bookaura comparison" based on their reading habits they've been tracking in the app. bree: fiction-speculative dark-wanderer (FSDW) quip: fiction-realistic dark-wanderer (FRDW) "You found a fellow reader who shares your affection for intense fiction and reads across genres! On the other hand, you like imaginative stories and they prefer more realistic fare."
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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🔥 Flight of the Flame Emperor

› rated teen and up
› sabo/koby, canonverse
› pre-relationship, enemies to lovers
› my fic for anomalous - a one piece rare pair bang!

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/66259195
#myfics #sakoboby #sabokoby #SKBB
A fic graphic for the AO3 Sabo/Koby fic "Flight of the Flame Emperor" by strawhattery with a fic excerpt that reads: Koby hops back half a step, arms falling to his sides. "I don't want to fight you!" he shouts, close enough now that Sabo can hear each word clearly. Sabo grins. There's blood in his mouth—he can taste it on his teeth. "That's too bad, Specs," he says. "Cuz you're not taking me alive." A fic graphic showing the details of "Flight of the Flame Emperor" by strawhattery: Sabo/Koby, No Archive Warnings Apply, Teen and Up Audiences. Canonverse, The Reverie, Alternative Escape from Pangea Castle, Spoilers through Chapter 1086 & Episode 1119 Enemies to Lovers, First Impressions, Pre-Relationship, Blood and Injury. Complete, 9,361 Words
June 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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heheheheh hELLO
A screenshot from AO3 reading "This work is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon! You can find the details here: Anomalous - A One Piece Rare Pair Bang"
June 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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commemorative photo of the final push. that sliver of wood behind the door is what had me pulling out my hair all day 😩
a screenshot taken from bree's phone while facetiming her roommate's phone. the roommate's phone camera is facing up illuminating a dark bathroom, showing the underside of a slightly open drawer that is preventing the door from being opened. in bottom corner, bree (face covered with a teary eyed smiley emoji) can be seen watching her roommate's progress in closing the drawer.
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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tonight's progress.... i'm about halfway through my outline, so we're probably looking at 6-7k again here!
a screenshot from Pages showing the word count (and other related stats) for bree's current WIP. it shows: 13,919 characters without spaces 16,870 characters with spaces 3,058 words 109 paragraphs 10 pages
March 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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dale from king of the hill throwing his head back, yelling and shaking his fists at the sky. the caption reads "(long, sustained yelling)"
March 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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dare i say
a cropped screenshot from spotify showing the album art from lady gaga's new album "mayhem" and the track "zombieboy" - added to this post as a quote repost as a joke about the monster zoro becomes in the linked fic
March 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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meme of maslow's hierarchy of needs where all tiers have been colored over and replaced with large text that encompasses the entire pyramid that reads, "more people shipping sabo/koby"
March 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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LOOK AT THEM GO i'm so happy 😭😭😭
a screenshot of a text conversation between bree and quip that reads: bree: charmed by the idea of sabo and koby playing hot potato over who's going to tell luffy they can't come over on date nights quip: LITERALLY THIS i like the idea that hes only ever grumpy with one of them whoever says no actually its funnier if hes NOT mad at the one who says no just the other person. who is being the Problem meaning that sabokoby race to tell luffy first quip: they cave and invite luffy to a date night he discovers that these dates are more akin to A Meeting of the Minds and is so horribly bored that everyone is miserable bree: KXKXJJSJSNSNDBSN you know it's bad when luffy, king of "can't sit still for an hour" whines, "can't you guys just go to the movies like normal couples" quip: sabo keeps saying shit like "okay. counterargument—" and luffy just wants ace bree: his older brother got shipped off to boarding school and came back a Nerd quip: worse is that koby is getting too into the back and forth debate and sabo is getting too into the high of being "right" and luffy has no idea what this tension is or where its coming from but zoro can u come pick him up. hes about to die bree: zoro and sanji physically fighting each other has less tension than sakoboby in a political debate quip: TRULY its just koby being "a good debate covers all viewpoints equally" and sabo being "to give a platform to the oppressor is to side against the oppressed" how is this foreplay? its just is. u dont get it quip: sorry luffy. u will never understand and thats good it's literally the same as zosan fighting it just is actually worse at dinner parties bc theyll do it across the table without excusing themselves at least zosan have their spats off to the sise side rip aces wedding... ace wouldnt do this to luffy ace wouldnt say "logical fallacy"
February 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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inject this into my VEINS 😭🙏 nothing makes me happier than readers Seeing the Vision 💕💕💕💕
a screenshot of an AO3 comment left on bree's sabo/koby fic "meltdown on aisle 12" which reads: a ship I never considered and WOW. I am invested now. I love the characterization and the world building you've done in such a short piece.
February 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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💛 Meltdown on Aisle 12

› rated teen and up
› sabo/koby, modern au
› pre-relationship (after koby/grus split)
› please join me in my current ship obsession 😭🙏

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/63322069
#myfics #sakoboby #sabokoby #SKBB
a fic graphic for "Meltdown on Aisle 12" by strawhattery. Ten days after uprooting his life and moving across the country for his boyfriend, Koby finds himself single, homesick, and face-to-face with his first love. sabo/koby 6,937 words complete “Moving without a job?” Sabo quirks a brow. Tragically, he wears quizzical as well as his peacoat. “Who are you, and what have you done with my Specs? He’d never do something so spontaneous.” This time Koby does blush. It burns its way up his throat and over his cheeks. My Specs. God. It still makes his heart flutter. But there’s a sourness to it now—a strange, uncomfortable feeling that takes Koby a few seconds to place: guilt. Like he’s cheating on the partner he no longer has. “Hey,” he argues. “I can be spontaneous.” Case in point: he definitely did not plan to cry over butter today.
February 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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maybe my favorite beta comment quip's ever left on a draft document for me
KOBY DONT LISTEN TO ELECTROCHEMISTRY
February 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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WIP wednesday..... sabokoby modern AU edition ☺️
But suddenly there's a hand on Koby's waist, and Sabo's saying, "Sorry about that, ma'am! We'll get out of your way." He looks down at Koby, then at the two brands of butter he's holding. "Got what you need?" Koby opens and closes his mouth dumbly. Eventually, he manages to say, "They're the wrong size. They're all the wrong size." "Elgin shock," Sabo nods sagely. "Happens to the best of us. Come meltdown about it over here." His guiding hand is gentle but firm. Koby doesn't put up a fight as he's herded into a less congested part of the aisle— a wall of overpriced protein supplements in every manner of color, each one dubiously claiming their powder actually tastes good. Without preamble, Sabo sandwiches Koby's cheeks between his hands and tilts his face up. He's frowning, his brow furrowing and the skin around his scar pulling taut. "What's got you so upset, Specs?" he asks, thumbing away the fresh tears on Koby's cheeks. He's wearing winter gloves, and the leather is soft against Koby's skin. "Not just some butter, I hope." Koby tries to scowl. It's difficult, with his face being squished. "It's nothing," he says, shaking Sabo's hold. He's trying to project strength and certainty, but it's probably undermined by the manful sniffle he makes at the same time. "How have you been? I thought you were..." Last Koby heard, Sabo had gotten caught up in a media firestorm when he appeared at trial as the star witness against his father's investment firm. He'd given up his own inheritance years before, but throwing his parents and adoptive brother to the wolves had exposed him to the world and its criticism in a radical way. When the trial concluded, he'd moved across the country and taken up some activism work-mostly tied to union organizing —but that was the sort of detail-oriented work Luffy rarely paid any attention to, which meant updates on Sabo's life had been few and far between.
February 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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in honor of my sabokoby writing @newttxt.bsky.social gifted me this kobean ☺️
koby from one piece as a bean. he has a tear in one eye because bree is Putting Him Through It in her fic draft
February 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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incredible things happening in the sabokoby document tonight lads
The waterworks come on quickly. They always come on quickly, at the most inconvenient time and place possible. But the middle of the dairy aisle on a busy Sunday afternoon is possibly in the running for the most inconvenient time and place. There's a woman with a thunderous expression looming half a foot behind him, flanked by four rowdy children - if she catches him crying when he should be grabbing his shit and getting the hell out of the way, she might actually kill him, and who could blame her? No jury would convict. The papers will deem it "The Butter Butchery", and Koby's tear-stained, blood-splattered face will go briefly viral before he's forever forgotten. Not even to be mourned by his former boyfriend of half a decade.
February 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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😔
BLACK CAT The guarded romantic - Aloof on the surface but secretly deeply caring *Tsk* Allergic to skinship Screen Time per day ≥ 5hrs *Bombastic side eye* Effortlessly cool Dry texter o "Urgh. Fine, you're tolerable, I guess." "Stay right here, don't ask questions." attacks you with kisses "Don't get used to this. I'm only cuddling cuz it's cold." nuzzles • Their love language is playful banter • Has a playlist for every moments with you but refuses to share it • Their compliments feel like winning an award • Pretends they're annoyed while secretly loving every second with you iseej.github.io/LovePawsona
February 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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re: that last question: quip gave me permission to post the full luffy image here ☺️ credit to @newttxt.bsky.social !
art by newttxt showing luffy wearing an oversized yellow smiley face sweater and denim shorts with white fringe at the hems. he's wearing a beanie on too of his straw hat, and the beanie is white with black spots à la trafalgar law's hats. luffy is grinning, and his breath is coming out in little puffs to show that it's cold.
February 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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🎨 anon i am not an artist so i do not know the technical way to describe this but they are Perfectly Shaped in this doodle. i just wanna squeeze them ☺️ thank you for this gift
a doodle in black ink of zoro and sanji's heads, their eyes black dots and their mouths straight black lines. both of them are blushing
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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🎨 I'M SO SORRY IM LATE RESPONDING TO THIS ANON 😭💔 but i hope you had a merry christmas and happy new year!!
a doodle of luffy wearing law's hat. his eyes are obscured by the brim of the hat, but his scar, grin, and long neck are visible. to the side the doodler has written "merry christmas!"
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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🎨 thank you anon he's beautiful and i would risk it all to pet him ☺️
a screenshot of a doodle left on bree's strawpage which shows a canine, drawn in profile in red ink, with its mouth open and the word "Bark!" written around it
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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🛟 Hand of Salvation

› rated teen
› canon compliant, what if fic
› spoilers for egghead island arc
› hallucinations, grief/mourning, open ending
› law-centric (lulawlu if you squint ☺️) (please squint)

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/62675284
#myfics #trafalgarlaw #lulaw #lawlu
A fic graphic for "Hand of Salvation" by strawhattery Hand of Salvation by strawhattery Following the events on Winner Island, Law and Bepo find themselves aboard the ship of another Emperor. But Law knows better than to expect his help for free. 10,061 Words • Complete An excerpt from the AO3 fic "Hand of Salvation" by strawhattery: Red Hair's haki is like nothing he's felt before, a force as oppressive as gravity, as destructive as lightning. Just a few seconds in the room with him and the breath has been stolen from Law's lungs; what would it be like to have all of his attention? Worse: the brunt of his bloodlust? He doesn't have to wait long to have the answer to one of those questions. Shanks turns his gaze—and his goofy, boyish grin—toward Hongo, and his eyebrows jump up when he notices Law staring back at him. "Well, well!" he says, bouncing the coin purse in his hand as he approaches the bed. "Our guest's finally awake?" Law dips his head in acknowledgment, but he doesn't take his eyes off the Emperor at his bedside. "Red Hair."
February 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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cursed bonus:
zhongli of genshin impact saying "Hmm. You almost make it sound like I'm some sort of... bourgeois parasite, whose only utility lies in providing quaint pieces of trivia on demand."
January 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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bree-coded characters 🙃
notorious villain, oikawa tooru, smiling and waving linhardt (fire emblem three houses) in his pre-timeskip fit saying, "you know, i'm going to agree with you just so i don't have to keep talking." chilchuck counting on his fingers with a considering expression aizawa (mha) grinning maniacally, his eyes wide and bloodshot
January 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM