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that’s so incredibly rude of them omg i’m so sorry ☹️ im on my way there to slit throats, shield the children’s eyes
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
understandable 🫂 if you do i’m manifesting your kiddo getting a teacher that loves their students as much as i love my toddlers!! 🤞
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
thank you king boolean!! 🫂 i think that i just might!! 😭
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
sorry silver😭 i’m okay im just so exhausted 🥲 rough day 🥲
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
capitalism has gone too far let’s kill it
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
thank you carl 🩵 i took two decent deliveries and then called it a night bc the headlights at night were making my headache worse 😭 i hope you’ve had a wonderful friday! 🩵🩵
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
also i’ve been running a low grade fever for over a week with no other symptoms so i assume that’s just from running on fumes
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
v relatable
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
so so so real so relatable
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
yep that looks like a delicious breakfast 🙂‍↕️ now i want a strawberry real bad lmao 😭
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wonwoo would be sad 💔 and also i would have to die immediately but that part isn’t as important don’t worry about that
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
happy friday sel!! i hope your friday is as beautiful as you are!!! 🩵🩵
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
LMAO iconic i’m so proud of you 🩵 you are so cool /gen
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
omg i’m sorry carl that’s so scary i hate that you have to be hyper aware of things like this now, or rather even more so now. im always hoping and praying for your safety 🫂
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
hmmm good question! if i end up doordashing tonight i may get a strawberry smoothie and perhaps a quesadilla OR chinese 🙂‍↕️ what about you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i agree it’s honestly homophobic that we can’t do that
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
you got so many peak bugs moments tho… you’re like a mountain range with so many peaks
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
this is still so fucking funny lmao
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
francis
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM