THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Thinking about Xanax and footjobs

Jerking off to a cute trans girl and then going out to smoke a cigarette while listening to Everlong is actually a fantastic use of free will me thinks

BREAKING: NYPD releases sketch of suspect in today's fatal Manhattan shooting.

Assassination attempts be damned my boy can sing