Kaejay
@stratosfurr.bsky.social
Here be the ramblings (and occasional art piece) of an obscenely large shark man.
26 - He/Him - USA (GMT-7)
26 - He/Him - USA (GMT-7)
There is a well defined line where having your location on a hoodie/hat becomes weird.
It is between country and hemisphere.
City: 👍
County: 👍
State: 👍
Country: 👍
Hemisphere: 👎
Planet: 👎
If you come at me wearing anything that says “Northern Hemisphere” I’m sending you to god, same day delivery.
It is between country and hemisphere.
City: 👍
County: 👍
State: 👍
Country: 👍
Hemisphere: 👎
Planet: 👎
If you come at me wearing anything that says “Northern Hemisphere” I’m sending you to god, same day delivery.
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There is a well defined line where having your location on a hoodie/hat becomes weird.
It is between country and hemisphere.
City: 👍
County: 👍
State: 👍
Country: 👍
Hemisphere: 👎
Planet: 👎
If you come at me wearing anything that says “Northern Hemisphere” I’m sending you to god, same day delivery.
It is between country and hemisphere.
City: 👍
County: 👍
State: 👍
Country: 👍
Hemisphere: 👎
Planet: 👎
If you come at me wearing anything that says “Northern Hemisphere” I’m sending you to god, same day delivery.
I still think one of the biggest self reports of all time is knowing and/or bringing up the precise Age of Consent of any state/country.
If you bring that up as justification for anything in a romantic context, I’m assuming you’re a pedophile and you won’t be able to change my mind.
If you bring that up as justification for anything in a romantic context, I’m assuming you’re a pedophile and you won’t be able to change my mind.
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I still think one of the biggest self reports of all time is knowing and/or bringing up the precise Age of Consent of any state/country.
If you bring that up as justification for anything in a romantic context, I’m assuming you’re a pedophile and you won’t be able to change my mind.
If you bring that up as justification for anything in a romantic context, I’m assuming you’re a pedophile and you won’t be able to change my mind.
Reminder:
If you saw a mother stealing food/baby food, medicine, clothes, diapers, wipes, or tampons/pads? No you didn't. :)
If you saw a mother stealing food/baby food, medicine, clothes, diapers, wipes, or tampons/pads? No you didn't. :)
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Reminder:
If you saw a mother stealing food/baby food, medicine, clothes, diapers, wipes, or tampons/pads? No you didn't. :)
If you saw a mother stealing food/baby food, medicine, clothes, diapers, wipes, or tampons/pads? No you didn't. :)
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Is such a fuckass question, like what are they expecting you to say? You weren’t working, why does there have to be a reason?
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Is such a fuckass question, like what are they expecting you to say? You weren’t working, why does there have to be a reason?
To the alt-right reporter who is going to strawman me to hell and back:
I am not glad Kirk is dead. I am not glad that two children are now without a father. I am glad that Kirk's deeply flawed ideology is now without its leader. Education should be rooted in fact and bipartisan, not left or right.
I am not glad Kirk is dead. I am not glad that two children are now without a father. I am glad that Kirk's deeply flawed ideology is now without its leader. Education should be rooted in fact and bipartisan, not left or right.
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
To the alt-right reporter who is going to strawman me to hell and back:
I am not glad Kirk is dead. I am not glad that two children are now without a father. I am glad that Kirk's deeply flawed ideology is now without its leader. Education should be rooted in fact and bipartisan, not left or right.
I am not glad Kirk is dead. I am not glad that two children are now without a father. I am glad that Kirk's deeply flawed ideology is now without its leader. Education should be rooted in fact and bipartisan, not left or right.
At this point, I’m done with democrat vs republican, liberal vs conservative, and red vs blue
My vote is for anyone who’s willing to stand up against facism. Even if it’s the fucking Green Party.
My vote is for anyone who’s willing to stand up against facism. Even if it’s the fucking Green Party.
August 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
At this point, I’m done with democrat vs republican, liberal vs conservative, and red vs blue
My vote is for anyone who’s willing to stand up against facism. Even if it’s the fucking Green Party.
My vote is for anyone who’s willing to stand up against facism. Even if it’s the fucking Green Party.
In the Zone, straight up “Autoing it.”
And by “it?” Haha well… Let’s just say… my 1997 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket.
And by “it?” Haha well… Let’s just say… my 1997 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket.
August 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
In the Zone, straight up “Autoing it.”
And by “it?” Haha well… Let’s just say… my 1997 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket.
And by “it?” Haha well… Let’s just say… my 1997 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket.
Remember kids, Piracy isn’t theft!
If I were able to pirate your car, you’d still have yours and I’d have my own!
Theft takes the original, Piracy makes a copy.
If I were able to pirate your car, you’d still have yours and I’d have my own!
Theft takes the original, Piracy makes a copy.
July 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Remember kids, Piracy isn’t theft!
If I were able to pirate your car, you’d still have yours and I’d have my own!
Theft takes the original, Piracy makes a copy.
If I were able to pirate your car, you’d still have yours and I’d have my own!
Theft takes the original, Piracy makes a copy.
I really and truly hope that every person who voted for Trump so he could bring forth “America’s Golden Age” is happy knowing that we are now going to be locked into yet another war in the Middle East for gods know how long
And I hope their children who may or may not get drafted resent them for it
And I hope their children who may or may not get drafted resent them for it
June 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I really and truly hope that every person who voted for Trump so he could bring forth “America’s Golden Age” is happy knowing that we are now going to be locked into yet another war in the Middle East for gods know how long
And I hope their children who may or may not get drafted resent them for it
And I hope their children who may or may not get drafted resent them for it
If you give any merit to the misogynistic drivel that pours from the mouths of Sneako, Andrew Tate, Aidin Ross, and/or IShowSpeed, you can fuck off right now
They have single handedly ruined Gen α, and I can feel myself getting dumber and dumber each and every second I hear them speak
They have single handedly ruined Gen α, and I can feel myself getting dumber and dumber each and every second I hear them speak
May 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you give any merit to the misogynistic drivel that pours from the mouths of Sneako, Andrew Tate, Aidin Ross, and/or IShowSpeed, you can fuck off right now
They have single handedly ruined Gen α, and I can feel myself getting dumber and dumber each and every second I hear them speak
They have single handedly ruined Gen α, and I can feel myself getting dumber and dumber each and every second I hear them speak
I never really understood how bad work-related stress could be until two particularly stressful workdays in a row caused me to randomly think while lying in bed- “You’ve rested too long. Get up, there’s probably a line, and you need to help out.” AT 3 IN THE MORNING
April 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I never really understood how bad work-related stress could be until two particularly stressful workdays in a row caused me to randomly think while lying in bed- “You’ve rested too long. Get up, there’s probably a line, and you need to help out.” AT 3 IN THE MORNING
Wild to me that of the two celebrities that are in charge of my country, the one that is most known for a show where he told people they were fired is not the one firing people.
April 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wild to me that of the two celebrities that are in charge of my country, the one that is most known for a show where he told people they were fired is not the one firing people.
“This motherfucker is talking about ordering a goddamn CHARCUTERIE BOARD and is calling ME ‘bougie’ for having a smart watch?!” - Kaejay (2025)
April 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“This motherfucker is talking about ordering a goddamn CHARCUTERIE BOARD and is calling ME ‘bougie’ for having a smart watch?!” - Kaejay (2025)
Shoutout to battle themes that can be both "song of getting your ass kicked" and "song of you kicking ass" Gotta be one of my favorite genders
Looking at you Xenoblade and Monster Hunter
Looking at you Xenoblade and Monster Hunter
March 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Shoutout to battle themes that can be both "song of getting your ass kicked" and "song of you kicking ass" Gotta be one of my favorite genders
Looking at you Xenoblade and Monster Hunter
Looking at you Xenoblade and Monster Hunter
My ADHD prevents me from holding conversations with the people I care about (via text). And my ASD prevents me from telling them how much I care about them.
If you’re reading this, I want you to know that I’m sorry, and that I wish that could be a better friend to you…
If you’re reading this, I want you to know that I’m sorry, and that I wish that could be a better friend to you…
March 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My ADHD prevents me from holding conversations with the people I care about (via text). And my ASD prevents me from telling them how much I care about them.
If you’re reading this, I want you to know that I’m sorry, and that I wish that could be a better friend to you…
If you’re reading this, I want you to know that I’m sorry, and that I wish that could be a better friend to you…
Someone in California won a $2B lottery jackpot and came away with $424M in winnings after taxes.
Yet the roughly 800 billionaires who live in the US get taxed almost nothing.
PLEASE make it make sense.
Yet the roughly 800 billionaires who live in the US get taxed almost nothing.
PLEASE make it make sense.
March 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Someone in California won a $2B lottery jackpot and came away with $424M in winnings after taxes.
Yet the roughly 800 billionaires who live in the US get taxed almost nothing.
PLEASE make it make sense.
Yet the roughly 800 billionaires who live in the US get taxed almost nothing.
PLEASE make it make sense.
I think the most disrespect I’ve ever shown a former workplace was Walmart when I would take advantage of the 11 minute grace window for clocking in and out. I’d always clock in 11 minutes “late” and clock out 11 minutes early.
I did not like that job very much.
I did not like that job very much.
March 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I think the most disrespect I’ve ever shown a former workplace was Walmart when I would take advantage of the 11 minute grace window for clocking in and out. I’d always clock in 11 minutes “late” and clock out 11 minutes early.
I did not like that job very much.
I did not like that job very much.
If your post 2019 horror-adjacent media uses the words "entity" or "anomaly" as the primary descriptors for the creatures or monsters inside it, I'm going to immediately lose interest. The trope is overused and I'm tired of it.
February 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If your post 2019 horror-adjacent media uses the words "entity" or "anomaly" as the primary descriptors for the creatures or monsters inside it, I'm going to immediately lose interest. The trope is overused and I'm tired of it.
I don’t usually take offense to the r-slur, but when Elmo says it, it does get under my skin.
It hits different when it comes from someone who has made it abundantly clear that he would prefer it if you don’t exist.
It hits different when it comes from someone who has made it abundantly clear that he would prefer it if you don’t exist.
February 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I don’t usually take offense to the r-slur, but when Elmo says it, it does get under my skin.
It hits different when it comes from someone who has made it abundantly clear that he would prefer it if you don’t exist.
It hits different when it comes from someone who has made it abundantly clear that he would prefer it if you don’t exist.
If/when Trump dies in office, they’re gonna Weekend at Bernie’s the shit out of him until he starts falling apart. I’m calling it now lmao
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If/when Trump dies in office, they’re gonna Weekend at Bernie’s the shit out of him until he starts falling apart. I’m calling it now lmao
I am not above "I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."
There are very, VERY few people I hate on this planet, so if I don't like you, there is an above average chance that you should have terrible things wished upon you.
There are very, VERY few people I hate on this planet, so if I don't like you, there is an above average chance that you should have terrible things wished upon you.
February 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am not above "I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."
There are very, VERY few people I hate on this planet, so if I don't like you, there is an above average chance that you should have terrible things wished upon you.
There are very, VERY few people I hate on this planet, so if I don't like you, there is an above average chance that you should have terrible things wished upon you.
DD/MM/YYYY and 24h clocks make sense as formats, and I’ve been trying to get used to them, but they just hurt my poor American brain…
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
DD/MM/YYYY and 24h clocks make sense as formats, and I’ve been trying to get used to them, but they just hurt my poor American brain…
Share this post to instantly confuse an American
(It's me, I'm the American.)
(It's me, I'm the American.)
three more days till the new year and it's completely blindsided me
January 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Share this post to instantly confuse an American
(It's me, I'm the American.)
(It's me, I'm the American.)
I kinda miss the era before full-screen smartphones. A lot of phones nowadays look too samey and bland.
But I also think Skeuomorphism shouldn't have bit the dust, so I guess I'm just weird.
But I also think Skeuomorphism shouldn't have bit the dust, so I guess I'm just weird.
January 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I kinda miss the era before full-screen smartphones. A lot of phones nowadays look too samey and bland.
But I also think Skeuomorphism shouldn't have bit the dust, so I guess I'm just weird.
But I also think Skeuomorphism shouldn't have bit the dust, so I guess I'm just weird.
I know it's a hot-button topic, but I don't think Christians realize how much better they'd be received if they addressed things they disagree with in a polite and civil manner instead of telling people that their way of thinking is wrong and that they are going to burn in hell if they don't repent.
January 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I know it's a hot-button topic, but I don't think Christians realize how much better they'd be received if they addressed things they disagree with in a polite and civil manner instead of telling people that their way of thinking is wrong and that they are going to burn in hell if they don't repent.