Maybe one of Smith's kids spills his cheerios, and Smith cleans it up, but at the same time tells his kid why he hates cheerios so much. They go too soft if you leave it in the bowl too long, they're bland but have complex carbohydrates that help a growing matrix boy, that sort of thing...

Smith's spin off would go as follows. In his off time from pursuing Neo, he goes home in the matrix to a regular family. But all the cunning, menace and irritability is all still there. He loves his family but is still menacing and irritated.

Yeeeaa I know ha ha but what is history anyway? Just a bunch of people reenvisioning it for their own amusement. I like to joke that it's all blood god worshipping, seems silly and fancy fun😁

Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed...

In the end nature shall overcome and prevail.

There is a lot of insecure, frightened men out there, that need to beat their chests.

Hyper Oligarchy Prologue to Collapse.

The Fash Ass Hats.

Probably doesn't even know how to start it...

It could be made of wax as the rest of his face looks like a melted candle...

In the name of all that is unholy...whyyy??

Make America Orange Again...

When looking at the first picture, you would think that there would be at least one mystery hand that isn't attached to an arm. Also, did anyone get accidentally karate chopped to the side of the face...?