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the mortifying ordeal of being known to the state of california
October 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
the mortifying ordeal of being known to the state of california
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to my former google friends: omg, they finally made the gShoe from the classic mandatory training "Don't Make The gShoe"
“Inside the heel of the shoe, a small insert can be lifted to reveal the compartment. Then, parents can track the location of their child — or, at least their child’s shoes.”
Skechers is making kids' shoes with a hidden AirTag compartment | TechCrunch
Skechers launches kids' shoes with built-in AirTag holder.
techcrunch.com
July 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
to my former google friends: omg, they finally made the gShoe from the classic mandatory training "Don't Make The gShoe"
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implementing the trivially hackable biometric authentication algorithm from the famous movie Don't Implement The Trivially Hackable Biometric Authentication Algorithm
August 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
implementing the trivially hackable biometric authentication algorithm from the famous movie Don't Implement The Trivially Hackable Biometric Authentication Algorithm
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why is it proofing, and not
waiting for good dough
waiting for good dough
July 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
why is it proofing, and not
waiting for good dough
waiting for good dough
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you can also listen to audiobooks at 100x speed (or 10 at once at 10x speed), I reckon that would give you about the same degree of understanding as reading chatgpt summaries :>
July 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
you can also listen to audiobooks at 100x speed (or 10 at once at 10x speed), I reckon that would give you about the same degree of understanding as reading chatgpt summaries :>
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don’t forget to drink water ♡
July 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
don’t forget to drink water ♡
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crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
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sisyphus at daily standup: i had to roll back some changes
June 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
sisyphus at daily standup: i had to roll back some changes
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is being terminally online bad for you? yes
does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely
is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off
does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely
is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off
sometimes I regret warping my brain being so online. but not today. oh no, not today.
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
is being terminally online bad for you? yes
does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely
is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off
does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely
is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off
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ME: Let it go.
AE: Please, no.
ME: It's over, the comp has changed.
AE: But it was beautiful before. Look.
ME: Don't make me do this.
AE: I can still remember... I'll always remember.
ME: *Edit > Purge > All Memory & Disk Cache...*
AE: Please, no.
ME: It's over, the comp has changed.
AE: But it was beautiful before. Look.
ME: Don't make me do this.
AE: I can still remember... I'll always remember.
ME: *Edit > Purge > All Memory & Disk Cache...*
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
ME: Let it go.
AE: Please, no.
ME: It's over, the comp has changed.
AE: But it was beautiful before. Look.
ME: Don't make me do this.
AE: I can still remember... I'll always remember.
ME: *Edit > Purge > All Memory & Disk Cache...*
AE: Please, no.
ME: It's over, the comp has changed.
AE: But it was beautiful before. Look.
ME: Don't make me do this.
AE: I can still remember... I'll always remember.
ME: *Edit > Purge > All Memory & Disk Cache...*
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Hey tumblr uh. Why ya doin that. That seems excessive
May 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hey tumblr uh. Why ya doin that. That seems excessive
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cats when you give them a bath
May 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
cats when you give them a bath
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February 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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screaming snake case
February 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
screaming snake case
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With the blog stood up, you can follow along as I build fadEout, a from-scratch very-much-not-clean-room rebuild of the PC version of wipEout:
blg.zmb.cm/posts/00-int...
(I am very much not the first to do this, credit to phoboslab.org/log/2023/08/... - but I’m not referencing that code at all!)
blg.zmb.cm/posts/00-int...
(I am very much not the first to do this, credit to phoboslab.org/log/2023/08/... - but I’m not referencing that code at all!)
fadEout - blg.zmb.cm
How hard can it be to rewrite a 30-year old game, if you have the source code?
blg.zmb.cm
February 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
With the blog stood up, you can follow along as I build fadEout, a from-scratch very-much-not-clean-room rebuild of the PC version of wipEout:
blg.zmb.cm/posts/00-int...
(I am very much not the first to do this, credit to phoboslab.org/log/2023/08/... - but I’m not referencing that code at all!)
blg.zmb.cm/posts/00-int...
(I am very much not the first to do this, credit to phoboslab.org/log/2023/08/... - but I’m not referencing that code at all!)
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spoilers for the blog I’m currently setting up.
can you tell I read a lot of Pratchett?
can you tell I read a lot of Pratchett?
February 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
spoilers for the blog I’m currently setting up.
can you tell I read a lot of Pratchett?
can you tell I read a lot of Pratchett?
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The first half of this caption sounds just barely like Wikipedia but the second half of it sounds like Undertale
incredible photo in the article for YouTuber Brian David Gilbert!
February 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The first half of this caption sounds just barely like Wikipedia but the second half of it sounds like Undertale
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Getting a “Live Laugh Love” sign for my office but it says “This Organisation Does Not Tolerate Failure”
January 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Getting a “Live Laugh Love” sign for my office but it says “This Organisation Does Not Tolerate Failure”