Straight White Teeth
@straightwhiteteeth.bsky.social
Sprawling alternative music project of Patrick McGuire - New album in early 2025
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Have A VERY STRAIGHT WHITE TEETH CHRISTMAS, courtesy of @straightwhiteteeth.bsky.social (who else?) with two original Christmas songs for 2025 that are both pretty great. And that's what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown.
(H/T @xmasunderground.bsky.social)
Now at @bandcamp.com!
(H/T @xmasunderground.bsky.social)
Now at @bandcamp.com!
A Very Straight White Teeth Christmas, by Straight White Teeth
2 track album
straightwhiteteeth.bandcamp.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Have A VERY STRAIGHT WHITE TEETH CHRISTMAS, courtesy of @straightwhiteteeth.bsky.social (who else?) with two original Christmas songs for 2025 that are both pretty great. And that's what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown.
(H/T @xmasunderground.bsky.social)
Now at @bandcamp.com!
(H/T @xmasunderground.bsky.social)
Now at @bandcamp.com!
Thanks for having me on your podcast, Evan. Watch at m.youtube.com/watch?v=iESv... #musicindustry #songwriter #smallartist
July 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Thanks for having me on your podcast, Evan. Watch at m.youtube.com/watch?v=iESv... #musicindustry #songwriter #smallartist
June 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This truck stop is chalk full of skeets
June 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This truck stop is chalk full of skeets
Thank you for 100k monthly Spotify listeners!
May 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Thank you for 100k monthly Spotify listeners!
Thanks for featuring “Go To Bed” Apple Music ❤️🥱
May 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Thanks for featuring “Go To Bed” Apple Music ❤️🥱
Playing a show in a random public place and seeing if anyone actually shows up #experiment #livemusic #indiefolk
May 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Playing a show in a random public place and seeing if anyone actually shows up #experiment #livemusic #indiefolk
My new single “Go To Bed” is out next week - Animation by Valley Taylor #newmusic #lofi #dreamfolk #musicdiscovery #animation
May 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My new single “Go To Bed” is out next week - Animation by Valley Taylor #newmusic #lofi #dreamfolk #musicdiscovery #animation
New SWT live shows just announced:
5/16 at the Parkville Nature Sanctuary - Kansas City
8/8 at Parque Mexico - Mexico City
10/25 at Musicology w/ CJ Migas - Seattle
More dates to come. Comment if you’d like me to come to your city #tour #newmusic #kansascity #cdmx #seattle #indiefolk #lofimusic
5/16 at the Parkville Nature Sanctuary - Kansas City
8/8 at Parque Mexico - Mexico City
10/25 at Musicology w/ CJ Migas - Seattle
More dates to come. Comment if you’d like me to come to your city #tour #newmusic #kansascity #cdmx #seattle #indiefolk #lofimusic
May 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
New SWT live shows just announced:
5/16 at the Parkville Nature Sanctuary - Kansas City
8/8 at Parque Mexico - Mexico City
10/25 at Musicology w/ CJ Migas - Seattle
More dates to come. Comment if you’d like me to come to your city #tour #newmusic #kansascity #cdmx #seattle #indiefolk #lofimusic
5/16 at the Parkville Nature Sanctuary - Kansas City
8/8 at Parque Mexico - Mexico City
10/25 at Musicology w/ CJ Migas - Seattle
More dates to come. Comment if you’d like me to come to your city #tour #newmusic #kansascity #cdmx #seattle #indiefolk #lofimusic
Thank you and hard agree
May 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thank you and hard agree
May 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Look Mom, my song is on TV
May 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Look Mom, my song is on TV
April 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
New Single “Go To Bed” out 5/16 - Animation by Valley Taylor #newmusic #indie #lofi #experimental #folk #animation
April 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
New Single “Go To Bed” out 5/16 - Animation by Valley Taylor #newmusic #indie #lofi #experimental #folk #animation
Wait for it….
January 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Wait for it….
Thanks to @npr.org for playing the old Straight White Teeth jam “Empty Houses” at the end of this news story on stations across the country this week
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Thanks to @npr.org for playing the old Straight White Teeth jam “Empty Houses” at the end of this news story on stations across the country this week
Unfortunate dog nipple incident
December 26, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Unfortunate dog nipple incident
December 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Is weird twitter on here yet
December 22, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Is weird twitter on here yet
December 14, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Signal Flare
Straight White Teeth · Single · 2024 · 2 songs
open.spotify.com
December 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Have you ever forced yourself to talk to strangers at a party sober? It’s a trip. Not like a drug trip, obviously….it’s just super intense if you have anxiety. I’m going to stop typing now.
December 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Have you ever forced yourself to talk to strangers at a party sober? It’s a trip. Not like a drug trip, obviously….it’s just super intense if you have anxiety. I’m going to stop typing now.
New single w/ Steven Beddall, out tomorrow #dreamfolk #newmusic
December 10, 2024 at 12:58 AM
New single w/ Steven Beddall, out tomorrow #dreamfolk #newmusic