stpiper.bsky.social
@stpiper.bsky.social
Still don’t believe there will be a working quantum computer this decade…
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Still don’t believe there will be a working quantum computer this decade…
Client: “Emergency emergency! Drop everything for my problem!”
(details details details)
Me: “Ok, when did this happen?”
No-longer client: “16 days ago. Why dos that matter?”
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤯🤯
(details details details)
Me: “Ok, when did this happen?”
No-longer client: “16 days ago. Why dos that matter?”
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤯🤯
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Client: “Emergency emergency! Drop everything for my problem!”
(details details details)
Me: “Ok, when did this happen?”
No-longer client: “16 days ago. Why dos that matter?”
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤯🤯
(details details details)
Me: “Ok, when did this happen?”
No-longer client: “16 days ago. Why dos that matter?”
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤯🤯
Was there no tabby meetings memo?
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Was there no tabby meetings memo?
Pretty sure it’s already happened. I’ve gotten 7 (!) emails today “from” a hardware wallet mfr telling me that “quantum systems have achieved operational stability ahead of all projections” to try to get me to install siphoners. But they use domains like “@chuckecheese.com” 😂 (really)
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Pretty sure it’s already happened. I’ve gotten 7 (!) emails today “from” a hardware wallet mfr telling me that “quantum systems have achieved operational stability ahead of all projections” to try to get me to install siphoners. But they use domains like “@chuckecheese.com” 😂 (really)
oh man this is getting close to a bar fight 😂😂
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
oh man this is getting close to a bar fight 😂😂
Yes. It is called adorables.
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yes. It is called adorables.
very patient the tuxies are….
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
very patient the tuxies are….
No lies detected.
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
No lies detected.
waaaannnnnnttttttt
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
waaaannnnnnttttttt
and thus began the Prompt Wars…
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
and thus began the Prompt Wars…
I’ve been saying for … a long time … that engineers of all types should have a basic introduction to adversarial thinking as part of their training. It should be part of their curricula to know that someone will try to attack whatever they build.
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’ve been saying for … a long time … that engineers of all types should have a basic introduction to adversarial thinking as part of their training. It should be part of their curricula to know that someone will try to attack whatever they build.
does terrifying mean ADORABLE in this case?
October 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
does terrifying mean ADORABLE in this case?
it’s your personal toe bean show 😻
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
it’s your personal toe bean show 😻
Ratbag on the right…
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ratbag on the right…
It’s always the ratbag 😹
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It’s always the ratbag 😹
Who is the hims and who is the me?
October 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Who is the hims and who is the me?
Hey Mike I think you need to look at their TOS…
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hey Mike I think you need to look at their TOS…
you’re making it very hard to continue telling myself (um, and my wife…) I don’t need a 3D printer 😩
October 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
you’re making it very hard to continue telling myself (um, and my wife…) I don’t need a 3D printer 😩
“I will have the pasta made from snails” said no one ever 😩
September 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“I will have the pasta made from snails” said no one ever 😩
45 grams of protein per serving?!? that just sounds … wrong.
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
45 grams of protein per serving?!? that just sounds … wrong.
do you mean peopling or stupiding?
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you mean peopling or stupiding?
You win. I will not complain about how stupid my company’s security training is anymore.
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You win. I will not complain about how stupid my company’s security training is anymore.
or, put differently:
September 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
or, put differently:
I feel seen, except my stack of papers was on fire 😭
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I feel seen, except my stack of papers was on fire 😭