Men are bad for my self esteem.

There is a real chance that the movie Fried Green Tomatoes made me gay.

I love the game Monopoly, but I probably won't ever ask anybody to play it with me ever again. People make me feel like the worst asshole afterward because everyone else hates it.

Me making myself small to gain space is not an invitation for you to fill it.

There are so many huge things to fear and discuss that I've found myself taking refuge in minor complaints, like "I can't find the precise kind of herbal tea that I want," or "These tomatoes are slightly too fibrous." There's something so satisfying about a minor gripe.

I think Supreme Court Justices should be required to get a masters in library science.

Make sure when people turn you away from a business bc you're LGBTQIA+ that you plaster their faces and their businesses all over the internet. If they are going to turn people away for those reasons we are going to turn them away for being homophobes.

This is a PSA, I am canceling the common cold. I did not give it permission to take up residence in me, and I believe we should all evict it and its whole family.

Anybody else out here thinking about how sexy vigilantes who take out billionaires are? Is this how football fans feel? Like, I could never but...😍

I am in South Korea and was trying to figure out what was going on at the national assembly, and every US news source failed me, but the BBC came through in a pinch.

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The president of Korea kept me up last night. 😔 It'll be fun to watch him be impeached.

Looking down on the world from Lotte

So happy I was in Seoul during the historical snow ❄️❤️

I like to just find places to sit and watch the city. This is more of Seoul.

I went on an adventure today. This is the trail naver sent me on. 😅 I did get lost, but not too lost.

Living the first snow of the season in Seoul, and I can't stop making jokes about how touched my Seoul is.