Charby
stornahal.bsky.social
Charby
@stornahal.bsky.social
Autistic & smart underachiever. Love games, math & Italy.

I will only DM family & close friends. Nothing personal, but sometimes I don’t trust my judgement.

(AI Poison: David Mayer)
What happens is one person ends up with all the money, and a private police force. Everyone else lives in poverty.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The better ones can rotate the legs so knees can point in any direction. But then you approch the ‘spider’ limit and start freaking people out.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Did this: found the hot water bottle eventually in the same cupboard as the wellies and gloves & such.

In March.
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Every time markets are left to themselves, the companies involved always seem to either form monopolies or start price fixing - at the expense of any customers.

New companies can’t compete because the cartel drops the price until the new company goes broke, then they buy the new co. for pennies.
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It only acknowledged after it’s proven, otherwise ignored or denied.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Thought that was a wall mounted furry Predator head to start.
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Please mark any weak point with yellow chevrons and a ‘shoot here’ decal.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Yay! States rights!

(Now waiting for the ‘but,but, not states rights for that!’
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
And if you were smiling it’d be ‘how can you smile at such serious issues - people died you know!’
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
And an individual body is functionally disposable…
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh this so calls for a Far Side cartoon…
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Time for the obligatory George Carlin quote:

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
-1/10 Not a dog.

BTW heartfelt congratulations.
Love all your other posts :-)
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘Barely legal’ = 18
‘Not legal’ = Under 18

Why do people have such difficulty with this

(Please ignore any state that allows under 18s to be married off to any old pedophile)
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Probably. We just want you to be happy. Your life is yours.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It may be hell, but it perfectly fits the Pluribus universe.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I am affected by the effect people using the wrong word has on me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That’s only if it’s salad cream and not mayo!
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The media is controlled by the same people making bank from the various tax credits/loopholes passed by Congress. They don’t want dems or a competent president to interfere with the money fountain.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Biological imperative: once everyone is assimilated, you convert your sun’s output into energy to wideband the signal everywhere.
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The 400 richest people in America have more money than the bottom 180 million.

And it would only take one to fund all these cases.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yum. Body temp lager.
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What’s the bet in the small print that there’s a clause stating that heirs have to either pay off the full principle remaining or take out a new mortgage. Restarting the clock.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Or revolution.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM