*Julius Pepperwood voice*: He's Leo XIV he's from Chicago
a man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap is sitting at a table and talking to another man .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap is sitting at a table and talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
*Julius Pepperwood voice*: He's Leo XIV he's from Chicago
I do my best thinking when I'm supposed to be focused on something else
April 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I do my best thinking when I'm supposed to be focused on something else
Today I convinced my toddler to eat her breakfast in exchange for a piece of candy in the car on the way to daycare, and I think that qualifies me to be a hostage negotiator.
April 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Today I convinced my toddler to eat her breakfast in exchange for a piece of candy in the car on the way to daycare, and I think that qualifies me to be a hostage negotiator.
Let's pretend that Khalil had been a white green card holder and organizing protests outside of a Planned Parenthood. I guaran-fucking-tee MAGA would care then.
March 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Let's pretend that Khalil had been a white green card holder and organizing protests outside of a Planned Parenthood. I guaran-fucking-tee MAGA would care then.
Me when I use too much dry shampoo
March 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Me when I use too much dry shampoo
Me laying on the couch for a week every month:
What is wrong with me? Everyone is being so loud and annoying and everything hurts and my brain feels like TV static
A week later when my period starts, suddenly feeling like a person again: oh yeah, that tracks
What is wrong with me? Everyone is being so loud and annoying and everything hurts and my brain feels like TV static
A week later when my period starts, suddenly feeling like a person again: oh yeah, that tracks
March 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me laying on the couch for a week every month:
What is wrong with me? Everyone is being so loud and annoying and everything hurts and my brain feels like TV static
A week later when my period starts, suddenly feeling like a person again: oh yeah, that tracks
What is wrong with me? Everyone is being so loud and annoying and everything hurts and my brain feels like TV static
A week later when my period starts, suddenly feeling like a person again: oh yeah, that tracks
My favorite moon phase and my favorite planet
March 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My favorite moon phase and my favorite planet
This exchange was so out of pocket that either Vance has no business being in global politics OR it was a planned excuse to stop supporting Ukraine and I think it's the latter
Zelensky: "what kind of diplomacy will keep Putin from ignoring a ceasefire like last time"
Used car salesman, JD Vance: first of all, how fucking dare you
Used car salesman, JD Vance: first of all, how fucking dare you
March 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This exchange was so out of pocket that either Vance has no business being in global politics OR it was a planned excuse to stop supporting Ukraine and I think it's the latter
Zelensky: "what kind of diplomacy will keep Putin from ignoring a ceasefire like last time"
Used car salesman, JD Vance: first of all, how fucking dare you
Used car salesman, JD Vance: first of all, how fucking dare you
March 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Zelensky: "what kind of diplomacy will keep Putin from ignoring a ceasefire like last time"
Used car salesman, JD Vance: first of all, how fucking dare you
Used car salesman, JD Vance: first of all, how fucking dare you
The toddler is in bed and for the next two hours I can dissociate freely
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The toddler is in bed and for the next two hours I can dissociate freely
That feeling when you joke about your shitty mental health in a room full of happy neurotypicals
February 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That feeling when you joke about your shitty mental health in a room full of happy neurotypicals
Just remembered the time a kid in my class hocked a loogie in another kid's croc and the teacher threatened to make him lick it out 😱
February 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just remembered the time a kid in my class hocked a loogie in another kid's croc and the teacher threatened to make him lick it out 😱
Have to leave work early today. Have an appointment because my brain ain't right.
February 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Have to leave work early today. Have an appointment because my brain ain't right.
With Valentine's Day tomorrow, it's time for my annual rant:
Why is sharing dessert supposed to be romantic? I don't want to have to monitor how much you're eating or alter the pace I'm eating so I get my share.
Get your own goddamn dessert. This one is mine.
Why is sharing dessert supposed to be romantic? I don't want to have to monitor how much you're eating or alter the pace I'm eating so I get my share.
Get your own goddamn dessert. This one is mine.
February 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
With Valentine's Day tomorrow, it's time for my annual rant:
Why is sharing dessert supposed to be romantic? I don't want to have to monitor how much you're eating or alter the pace I'm eating so I get my share.
Get your own goddamn dessert. This one is mine.
Why is sharing dessert supposed to be romantic? I don't want to have to monitor how much you're eating or alter the pace I'm eating so I get my share.
Get your own goddamn dessert. This one is mine.
Was very disappointed not to be Jumanji'd into this Lego Tranquil Garden when I placed the last block
February 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Was very disappointed not to be Jumanji'd into this Lego Tranquil Garden when I placed the last block
Not to be ageist but... How was there not a more qualified Press Secretary candidate than this 27 year old?
Or are qualifications not the point with MAGA.
Or are qualifications not the point with MAGA.
DOGE Disaster: White House Press Secretary Crumbles When Asked For Fraud Proof: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was asked for proof that Elon Musk found fraud in the government, and she had nothing.
DOGE Disaster: White House Press Secretary Crumbles When Asked For Fraud Proof
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was asked for proof that Elon Musk found fraud in the government, and she had nothing.
www.politicususa.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Not to be ageist but... How was there not a more qualified Press Secretary candidate than this 27 year old?
Or are qualifications not the point with MAGA.
Or are qualifications not the point with MAGA.
Opal morning 🌞 Welcome Mother Moon 🌕
February 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Opal morning 🌞 Welcome Mother Moon 🌕
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How can I a Wizard with adhd cast magic if I can't hocus focus.
February 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How can I a Wizard with adhd cast magic if I can't hocus focus.
Normalize crocheting during meetings!! 🧶
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Normalize crocheting during meetings!! 🧶
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a war in your name tonight, goddess?
February 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
a war in your name tonight, goddess?
This is a reminder to anyone who needs to hear it that the meaning of life is whatever the fuck you want it to be.
February 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is a reminder to anyone who needs to hear it that the meaning of life is whatever the fuck you want it to be.
There is a woman in town who says God told her to give a quarter or two to well-behaved children in restaurants and it's a huge honor if your child is Chosen.
February 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There is a woman in town who says God told her to give a quarter or two to well-behaved children in restaurants and it's a huge honor if your child is Chosen.