StormRider
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the Rich Boy Winston of speedrunning • dumb weeb with money • huge weather nerd • 30yr software dev • he/him but not particularly enthused about it anymore
I don't consider that a bad outcome.
![George Washington's Farewell Address, September 1796: "However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely, in the course of time and things, to become potent engines by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks5e55phe7kiob4yjgjm44sh/bafkreihkc3k66oarbmrgrkskjinmehzubsa6da62c74dbcwcedcmasf6gy@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't consider that a bad outcome.
actually, it was pretty terrifying the last time I saw it
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
actually, it was pretty terrifying the last time I saw it
I wouldn't doubt if you told me it's already been published.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I wouldn't doubt if you told me it's already been published.
This is the country he vigorously advocated for.
He just never believed the leopards would eat *his* face.
He just never believed the leopards would eat *his* face.
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is the country he vigorously advocated for.
He just never believed the leopards would eat *his* face.
He just never believed the leopards would eat *his* face.
in case you were wondering if Polygon had been fully ground down to AI slop and/or the most useless writers alive, wonder no more
they actually opened an article with this
they actually opened an article with this
August 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
in case you were wondering if Polygon had been fully ground down to AI slop and/or the most useless writers alive, wonder no more
they actually opened an article with this
they actually opened an article with this
this first paragraph from wikipedia is a *trip*
May 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this first paragraph from wikipedia is a *trip*
George Carlin was some sort of prophet. For which god exactly, I'm not sure.
March 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
George Carlin was some sort of prophet. For which god exactly, I'm not sure.
what the hell is this score chyron
could Fox not afford background colors?
could Fox not afford background colors?
February 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
what the hell is this score chyron
could Fox not afford background colors?
could Fox not afford background colors?
well, at least your plan for resistance is working great
if we could just get to the actual resistance part, you know
if we could just get to the actual resistance part, you know
![Headline: "Senators reach deal to advance [Trump] Cabinet nominees, avoid weekend session"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks5e55phe7kiob4yjgjm44sh/bafkreih7mwqnalbdypq3h4t7kxjdb7akb6md6cqxxan7c4ppb64pkg2hpa@jpeg)
February 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
well, at least your plan for resistance is working great
if we could just get to the actual resistance part, you know
if we could just get to the actual resistance part, you know
no, seriously, what the fuck are these people smoking
this is some of the most bonkers moon logic I've seen outside of classic Sierra adventure games
this is some of the most bonkers moon logic I've seen outside of classic Sierra adventure games
![Screenshot of PEGI's rating card for Balatro justifying the 18+ rating, with the utterly bonkers statement "Because these are [poker] hands that exist in the real world, this knowledge and skill could be transferred to a real-life game of poker."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks5e55phe7kiob4yjgjm44sh/bafkreibgrlzg2z4fn5k4ktrk2u75nvqc2bo33t3a63fy6km3loponzx4na@jpeg)
December 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
no, seriously, what the fuck are these people smoking
this is some of the most bonkers moon logic I've seen outside of classic Sierra adventure games
this is some of the most bonkers moon logic I've seen outside of classic Sierra adventure games
![From Twitter: [Pennsylvania] Governor Josh Shapiro comments on the arrest of [suspected UnitedHealth CEO murderer] Luigi Mangione: "Some attention in this case, especially online, has been deeply disturbing as some have looked to celebrate instead of condemning this killer. [...] In America, we do not kill people in cold blood to resolve policy"
Reply from @danishacarterr: "killing people in cold blood to resolve policy is precisely how america was founded, actually lol"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks5e55phe7kiob4yjgjm44sh/bafkreibfxzr63sq6umcuxbabpxldyxggfedf5guxlqzegy6q6axzlmyejy@jpeg)
Puerto Ricans going full Klingon was not on my bingo card but I'm all for it
October 30, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Puerto Ricans going full Klingon was not on my bingo card but I'm all for it