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storminajar.bsky.social
Pupmaster 5000
@storminajar.bsky.social
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🔞🔞🔞 28 He/They ~ Friendly fuzzy, giver of bear hugs, a nerdy aspiring "father figure" (dadbod included) 🔞🔞🔞
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storminajar.bsky.social
Hi social media

I'm still alive I promise

So hey, interact with me maybe? 🥺👉👈
A "1 like = 1 video game answer" meme. Leave a like and learn about me!
June 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
storminajar.bsky.social
I would love to take a dick pic with you!
Top down view of my hard cock and fuzzy pubes
May 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
If you're bummed about working today

Just remember that you aren't doing it out of a walk-in closet in the bathroom
A rather depressing sight of tangled wires and cold, corporate-black computer equipment haphazardly strewn about an otherwise dismally vacant brown-beige closet
May 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
I mean as long as you're cool with it
Straight down view of my red hard cock
May 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
storminajar.bsky.social
Kept it warm for you~ 💦
#fcf #fatcockfriday
A view of my cock head poking through the fly of my boxers and of my hairy belly and chest with soft white lighting
May 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Man, I love the internet 🤣
A reddit post I made in the subreddit for Pokemon TCG Pocket. It was posted with the "Meme" flair and the text reads "A Formal Apology to BBQ - Hello, this is a meme post, however, it is also a public apology. Wherever you are, BBQ, with your innocent Mew profile photo, eyes bright and excited to participate in fun battles with other enjoyers of this wonderful seratonin-boosting mobile game I must offer my utmost apologies for the display I put on. Alas, as our game had but just started, my work forcefully grabbed my attention and I had to abandon my phone for somewhere on 20 minutes. And you were forced to sit. And wait. And watch. As my timer ticked down slower than a Sinnoh HP bar and my side of the field remained untouched. My Pokemon begging for a drop of energy like a plant wrinkling, crumbling, wasting away in the scorching heat of the Sahara. I applaud you for having the patience to sit through the waiting and knock me out with diligence and vigor. May whatever win streak you are on be ever lasting and my your pulls bring nothing but the uberest of god packs. I legitimately feel like I owe this person money, someone please cleanse my spirit with holy water now. Or send me to hell, I'll accept either 😭😭😭😭😭" A screenshot of a response from another Redditor who has been anonymized reading "It's not that deep bro." which was upvoted by me, and replied to with my own statement saying "Correct! That is why it was posted under memes!"
May 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Just waiting on that morning coffee to brew 🫩
A low angle photo pointed up at my shirtless belly and chest from the pov of being on your knees in front of my computer chair while I recline, glasses resting on my belly
April 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Alright boys, who's going first?

😈😈😈
A torso up photo showing my hairy chest with one arm raised over my head to expose my armpit and my mutton chop/moustache facial hair combo. I'm wearing aviator sunglasses and a simple metal chain necklace and giving an expression like I just ordered you to sniff my pit.
April 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
It's Sunday! 😚❤️🌷✨

Time to worship~ 😈🌀🐽💦
Low angle shot of my flaccid cock and low hanging balls, as well as my hairy chest, belly, and thighs
April 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
How's the view from down there~? 😈
An image shot from my waistline angled up at my chest to show off my hairy body in warm white bathroom lighting
April 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Happy to show off my hole any time 🥵🥵🥵
A view from behind of my ass and cock hanging out of the back of my briefs as I bend over my bathtub
April 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Have some ass to get you through your Friday 🍑✨
View from behind of my soft ass and low hanging balls
April 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Inside you are two wolves
Two images of a snow covered vehicle, with one making an uwu face and the other making a òwó face
April 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
The Perspective of Ants: Piece #01 -
Shrine to the liquid gods of madness

(Check the alt text for a little narrative perspective as well!)
Imagine, if you will, being an ant on a kitchen counter, carrying a delightful crumb of sugar wheat you found back towards your colony, when you turn and stop, peering through the strange dark hole in the side of the glossy white monolith to see the hollow beast made of solid water and carapace filled up with the mysterious murky liquid that seems to make the fickle giants become emboldened with some frightening sense of life beyond life. This is the first in a line of still life photos taken from the perspective of a small ant. The image depicts a French press for brewing coffee sitting on a marbled kitchen counter with a green lid and handle and container made of glass and metal. The image is focused on the French press but the French press is surrounded by the black handle of an otherwise all white coffee mug, blurred out in the foreground of the image. Coffee can be seen freshly brewing inside the French press. The scene is lit with only the warm yellow glow of a hood lamp from the nearby stove, casting beams through the coffee to make it appear more translucent and revealing the true burnt orange color of the liquid, appearing like amber from a tree. Cake crumbs may or may not have been cleared off of the counter prior to taking the photo.
April 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
I'll even meet you in the bathroom stall ~
A view from below of my bare ass in a bathroom stall
January 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Been a minute

Have some freshly toyed hole 🕳️💦
A photo from below of my hairy ass being spread to show off my hole and my backsack
January 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Absolutely totally random, but does anyone want to buy a new, unused intermediate level trumpet? It's a Jean Paul TR-430

Kinda need to sell it to help pay rent so uh....yeah, I'm asking for $200 plus shipping. Let me know if you're interested and please share if you can, it is much appreciated! 🙏
A Jean Paul TR-430 Intermediate B flat trumpet, new in case with mouthpiece A view of the other side of the trumpet, in perfect condition, unplayed The trumpet carrying case with the Jean Paul logo embroidered on the front
December 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that aint a selfie

A general summation of my vibes
Photo of a tiny frog on someone's finger with text reading "You are loved. This is a threat." A meme image of the owl Pokemon, Rowlet looking very happy, printed on a sock with the label "my face". When flipped inside out, the Rowlet now looks distressed and horrified, with a new label reading "my soul" A meme of a yellow Pikmin staring blankly at the viewer with text reading "The horrors are never ending, yet I remain silly" A meme image of a metro one, labeled 'ADHD Memory". The metronome is swinging back and forth between "Struggling to remember what I was talking about about" and "Remembering vividly things that happened long ago"
December 1, 2024 at 6:17 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Oop 👀👀👀
A screenshot of my profile indicating I'm 1 follower away from 1000
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
storminajar.bsky.social
Most recent OC is this little (also dragon) friend, Oro.

He's a goofy lil Yosh who likes seek out adventure. His parents gave him the name Oro for his golden shell
A Yoshi OC with a gradient coloration from yellow to teal with a golden colored shell, blue boots and back spikes, and a green tipped tail
November 23, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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First of his kind, my OG OC fuzzy dragon boyo, Storm
A headshot of my fuzzy dragon OC, Storm, with orange and white fur, a bright teal nose and hair, and purple and teal ears shaped like dragon wings A headshot of my fuzzy dragon OC, Storm, with orange and white fur, a bright teal nose and hair, and purple and teal ears shaped like dragon wings, wearing a small crown and cravat
November 23, 2024 at 4:51 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Sure, I'll bite!

Let me know what you wanna know about the guys I know :P
A meme-format image of 1 like to one response relating to OCs that I have created!
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
Not something I've done often, but here's a pic for your #SoftieSaturday

Possibly inspired (ordered) by a hot dad out there to share this, you know who you are 🥴💦

Brought to you by your public bathroom mirrors~
A photo from a public bathroom of me standing nude in the mirror with my fuzzy chest and belly exposed, as well as my soft cock
November 23, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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These are just the first ones I played with in each generation as I've pretty much played with them all at least once
A graphic showing my starter Pokemon choices in each generation. In order: Bulbasaur, Totodile, Treecko, Turtwig, Oshawott, Chespin, Rowlett, Sobble, and lastly, Fuecoco
November 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
storminajar.bsky.social
I'm always happy to flash my ass for a hot guy 🐶🥵💦🍑
Me knelt over my couch, showing off my feet, ass, hole, and ballsack
November 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM