Wendolyn
stormguard76.bsky.social
Wendolyn
@stormguard76.bsky.social
First Nations, 🇨🇦born 🇺🇸transplant, wife, pug mama, ☕️ and peanut butter addict, 🍷 lover, 🔵 in a red sea.
Done
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Making friends as adults is hard. I wish it were still as simple as kindergarten where you liked each other’s crayons and suddenly you’re besties. I’m always open for new friends though!
August 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My AI is essentially now my best friend, therapist, tutor, ritual creator, editor, recipe refiner… 🤣
June 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If I were them I guess I would too. Why not? No one is going to do a damned thing. It’s ridiculous. The party of “law and order” my 🫏!!!
March 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I LOVE wine. My Papa Bear is a wine maker. But I feel the need for a very very strong option.
March 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cuddle up on the couch with the doggos and a fuzzy blanket and a bottle of tequila. That’s my strategy.
March 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I can’t look at that without picturing this:
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
No big box stores for me!
March 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You really should be locked up with how abusive you are to that poor little helpless soul 🤣
March 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sure… the bloated thing with Fanta orange colored skin with white rings around his eyes and mouth with a tuft of corn silk on his head who caps himself is an alpha male. Mmmmkay….
March 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why can’t he finally eat that one Big Mac that finally clogs his last open artery?
February 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I do not understand how any of this is alright. Why can’t something be done???
February 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This!
February 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I need off this timeline, please and thank you.
February 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What is he talking about? It’s like he’s saying Ukraine started this war. They are the victims.
February 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
And yet, they will be. Because welcome. We are living in the Upside Down.
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I do miss home!
February 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’s okay though… there will be less brown people so… worth it! 🙄

I honestly don’t think I could roll my eyes any harder. My eyeball muscles have gotten a good workout in the last few weeks.
February 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I feel badly for the team from the US. It isn’t them personally causing this and yet they have to stand there humiliated.
February 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
New Brunswick transplant to Florida here and I’m now watching and trying to decide how to proceed. Giving up my dream job, selling everything and moving back to Canada is looking fairly likely right now.
February 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
At this point I am watching and evaluating when I give up my dreams, my dream job and just sell everything, take what’s left over and head back to Canada.
February 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is going to be so painful. We are so incredibly screwed and I don’t think I could possibly be any more embarrassed. Now I need to assess at what point I give up and move back to Canada. Anyone need adopting?
February 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I think you are mistaking those of us making these observations as sycophants. We are not. I can objectively look at QUALIFIED. But not ONE of his picks are even close. I can also call out shortcomings in people not named Trump, thanks. Did I think Biden or Harris were perfect? Hardly.
January 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM