Jo
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Hi, I'm Jo.
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Me: I've finally finished watching the John Wick films! I'm usually so bad at finishing a series!
Wikipedia: Did you know there's a spin-off? It stars Ana de Armas.
Me: *sighs and logs back into my library's DVD catalogue*
Wikipedia: Did you know there's a spin-off? It stars Ana de Armas.
Me: *sighs and logs back into my library's DVD catalogue*
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Me: I've finally finished watching the John Wick films! I'm usually so bad at finishing a series!
Wikipedia: Did you know there's a spin-off? It stars Ana de Armas.
Me: *sighs and logs back into my library's DVD catalogue*
Wikipedia: Did you know there's a spin-off? It stars Ana de Armas.
Me: *sighs and logs back into my library's DVD catalogue*
I had somehow never heard any of Todrick Hall's music until tonight?? This is incredible stuff.
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I had somehow never heard any of Todrick Hall's music until tonight?? This is incredible stuff.
I went out to get some exercise today and it was so cold it took me half an hour to even start sweating.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I went out to get some exercise today and it was so cold it took me half an hour to even start sweating.
It’s time for everyone’s favorite: more fucking snow shoveling!!!
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It’s time for everyone’s favorite: more fucking snow shoveling!!!
Went to the outdoor ice rink today, and there were so many absolutely minuscule children. Most of them were stalwartly tromping across the ice in their tiny skates, but one child did NOT want to be there and was NOT shy about it. His dad would try to prop him up with one of wooden skating aids […]
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January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Went to the outdoor ice rink today, and there were so many absolutely minuscule children. Most of them were stalwartly tromping across the ice in their tiny skates, but one child did NOT want to be there and was NOT shy about it. His dad would try to prop him up with one of wooden skating aids […]
Hm. I thought this hot cocoa with tumeric in it would be at least decent. Sadly it is just Bad. The aftertaste is horrendously dusty. What tomb did they dig these spices out of...?
December 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Hm. I thought this hot cocoa with tumeric in it would be at least decent. Sadly it is just Bad. The aftertaste is horrendously dusty. What tomb did they dig these spices out of...?
We got Even More Snow today and the scene became Even More Scenic.
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
We got Even More Snow today and the scene became Even More Scenic.
Almost TOO scenic up here.
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Almost TOO scenic up here.
We made it, friends. The shortest day is complete. And I kept the fire burning until midnight, just in case. Stay vigilant against the dark.
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
We made it, friends. The shortest day is complete. And I kept the fire burning until midnight, just in case. Stay vigilant against the dark.
I have very narrowly dodged my induction into Whamhalla by only hearing cover versions of 'Last Christmas'. However, I feel like I am being hunted. I hear it in the grocery store. I hear it in the craft store. I went to my local pita joint and heard a Greek language cover. I could not believe my […]
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December 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I have very narrowly dodged my induction into Whamhalla by only hearing cover versions of 'Last Christmas'. However, I feel like I am being hunted. I hear it in the grocery store. I hear it in the craft store. I went to my local pita joint and heard a Greek language cover. I could not believe my […]
It is time to honor my grandmother by spray painting a bunch of random crap gold.
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It is time to honor my grandmother by spray painting a bunch of random crap gold.
Went to the library and borrowed 3 Christmas CDs...and 1 Babymetal CD.
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Went to the library and borrowed 3 Christmas CDs...and 1 Babymetal CD.
At the supermarket-
Me: Oh my god. That animatronic Santa scared the crap out of me.
Cashier: Yeah, he's been here since 7:30 AM. My boss said 'hey, you look lonely, I brought you a friend'. He can take this friend back any time now.
Terrifying Life-Size Animatronic Santa: HO-HO-HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Me: Oh my god. That animatronic Santa scared the crap out of me.
Cashier: Yeah, he's been here since 7:30 AM. My boss said 'hey, you look lonely, I brought you a friend'. He can take this friend back any time now.
Terrifying Life-Size Animatronic Santa: HO-HO-HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
At the supermarket-
Me: Oh my god. That animatronic Santa scared the crap out of me.
Cashier: Yeah, he's been here since 7:30 AM. My boss said 'hey, you look lonely, I brought you a friend'. He can take this friend back any time now.
Terrifying Life-Size Animatronic Santa: HO-HO-HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Me: Oh my god. That animatronic Santa scared the crap out of me.
Cashier: Yeah, he's been here since 7:30 AM. My boss said 'hey, you look lonely, I brought you a friend'. He can take this friend back any time now.
Terrifying Life-Size Animatronic Santa: HO-HO-HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Spooky season (baking things into skull shapes) will continue until morale improves (probably Christmas when someone buys me a pan in another shape).
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Spooky season (baking things into skull shapes) will continue until morale improves (probably Christmas when someone buys me a pan in another shape).
The Halloween cookies my friends and I made tonight. Matcha and black Dutch cocoa flavored! They are beautiful and delicious.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Halloween cookies my friends and I made tonight. Matcha and black Dutch cocoa flavored! They are beautiful and delicious.
I love spooky Halloween lofi, but I fucking hate the theremin. I am going through my collection and pruning out every song with more than like, 5 seconds of 'ghost noises'. Be more creative with your creepy sound effect choices! DELETED
September 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love spooky Halloween lofi, but I fucking hate the theremin. I am going through my collection and pruning out every song with more than like, 5 seconds of 'ghost noises'. Be more creative with your creepy sound effect choices! DELETED
I went to a very mediocre fall festival today. All yard sales and raffles and people selling chintzy crafts. Not nearly enough food options, and even though it was called an 'Apple Festival' and was held near an orchard, hardly any apple themed goods. I did at least get nice Jamaican food.
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I went to a very mediocre fall festival today. All yard sales and raffles and people selling chintzy crafts. Not nearly enough food options, and even though it was called an 'Apple Festival' and was held near an orchard, hardly any apple themed goods. I did at least get nice Jamaican food.
I went to a small town festival today. The weather was perfect and everyone was friendly. My only issue is this beeswax candle I bought smells so good that I want to fucking eat it.
September 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I went to a small town festival today. The weather was perfect and everyone was friendly. My only issue is this beeswax candle I bought smells so good that I want to fucking eat it.
Please admire my afternoon tea and perfect sandwich. Shokupan, herbed butter and cucumbers from my garden. Delicious.
September 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Please admire my afternoon tea and perfect sandwich. Shokupan, herbed butter and cucumbers from my garden. Delicious.
I am on a train, and in the city that is my destination, there is a My Chemical Romance concert. All I need to do is glance at every passenger and I can immediately tell if they are attending. I am being served so many looks.
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am on a train, and in the city that is my destination, there is a My Chemical Romance concert. All I need to do is glance at every passenger and I can immediately tell if they are attending. I am being served so many looks.
I was sitting outside drinking a cup of tea, and a bumblebee flew full speed into the side of my mug. The BOINK was audible. It then flew in a circle and blasted off again. u okay bud?
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I was sitting outside drinking a cup of tea, and a bumblebee flew full speed into the side of my mug. The BOINK was audible. It then flew in a circle and blasted off again. u okay bud?
The rainbows after the recent rain were absolutely wild. Such beautiful vivid colors.
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The rainbows after the recent rain were absolutely wild. Such beautiful vivid colors.
It is time… TO CAN.
August 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It is time… TO CAN.