Is it me not being a native english speaker, or are these people barely understandable?

Honestly, uttering this shit should be enough to get him fired if Tesla was anything like a normal company. But hey, I suppose the idea is that it can help sustain the share price a little longer.

(If I were an investor, just long enough for me to run away first)

And without considering the fact that we are discussing a proposal not so different than : "look at this toaster. in the next two years it's going to grow an hyperdrive engine and send us across the galaxy. Trust me, that's a deal you can't miss! give me your money now"

You're optimistic. Four seconds? He probably has discussed it for hours but never really thought about it at all.