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André
@storiesofmist.com
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Don't take me seriously, I know I don't.

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well I'll be dammed
you english have words for everything
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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A selfie this instant
fat guy with chin resting on his thumb, hand covering is mouth, index finger pushing against his brow.
November 17, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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quote with ur avi b... b.... bourgeois
Painting named "An old man with beard" by Rembrandt van Rijn, of an old man with flimsy white hair and beard looking into the middle distance.
November 10, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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I grew up on these streets
A street view from the DOS version of the game The Secret of Monkey Island, with 4 very colourful and pixelated characters chatting. One of the characters is saying "Leave the rat alone!!"
November 10, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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when I show up in the dm's
a health bar for a video game enemy creature with the name "Toxic Despair Demon"
November 10, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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An image of a man, with the word "poets" on his forehead, is standing in front of a flipped taxi in flames. The man is wearing a dishevel shirt, smoking a cigar, holding a cardboard sign saying "new poems". The upside down taxi in the background has the text "Poet's mental health" Above the whole chaotic ensemble, a text reads "Poets emerging from a long period of quiet"
October 26, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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the skyline has reached a consensus
Deeks the Reaper post: "Being an adult is basically just being exhausted until you die" Trish K post: "Adulthood is wild, because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life"
October 8, 2024 at 8:47 AM
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You know what? Why the fuck not, this will probably be very quick, up to my usual 3 likes.
30 questions to get to know me Sfw edition: 1 like = 1 response Fav colour Fav food Fav book Fav TV series Fav movie Fav singer/ band Fav song Fav animal Fav meme/gif Fav random fact Fav season Fav way to unwind Go-to coffee order Hobbies Bucket list items Siblings Pets Early memory Phone lock screen Pet peeve Currently reading Currently watching First job Topic I love discussing Little known fact about me Hilariously bad at? Place I want to visit Skill I want to develop Goal I'm working on Media left a lasting impression
September 6, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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This isn't really fiction but it is from my most recent work, hope it is still ok. Awesome idea btw! Thanks, Inky.
I’m starving. Not for food. Fuck food. I’m hungry but I rather be hungry, at least I feel like I’m accomplishing something. In control of something. No, I’m starving for the sweet nectar of peace. Not peace and quiet, a different peace. A solemn poem that vibrates within one self.
September 4, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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for sure, 2020 was full cyberpunk coded.

and look, we delivered!

very cyberpunk all of this
a 3 wheel bike badly masquerading as a cybertruck A chart showing that 6 to 7 mega corporation control all of the world media Chart showing that 10 mega corporations control the overwhelming majority of consumer products in the world
September 1, 2024 at 10:52 AM
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A picture of a keyboard where the M key is a bit eroded with the quote: My work 'M' is vanishing. If I was the poetic type I would probably make some sort of metaphor with the erosion of the self ('am'), within the cogs of the capitalist machine. But it's only shitty plastic ware.
August 12, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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me and my moots
An image of actor James McAvoy alone, wearing a red shirt in a movie where he performs a character who suffers from multiple personality disorder.
July 27, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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I feel seen
tweet with the question: What do you bring to the relationship? My answer is a still frame from a satanic panic PSA video with a list of implied bad things in yellow letters. The list contains: Heavy Metal, Videos, Fantasy Role-Playing Games, Comics, Sex, Symbols/Power, Cartoons, Drugs
July 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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#shortpoemday
Mister, may I just die a little? Just for a year or two? I promise I'll come back Just want to do some reading And the downtime would do me good. Must keep busy To forget It doesn't work I never learned to hate anyone other than Myself But I got really damn Good at it It is a very unfair affair That for all I could do All the screams I hold All the tears I cried All the words I've written And all the words I'll ever say Nothing will ever change Reality is a quiet mountain Ignoring my pleas for mercy
July 15, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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seeing bsky finally having to use the 'K' for thousands is like watching your kid finally going to school.

They grow up so fast... 🥺
A printscreen of the like button in a post with over 2200 likes, presented as 2.2K likes
June 27, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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these are incredible news all around, I'm very excited
screenshot of the @thegrimreapernow.bsky.social profile with the label that says he follows me
June 26, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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oh I found a thing
Plain text image with the words: "When you are open about depression and anxiety people mark you down as a miserable person. I'm not a miserable person. I'm an intense person. When I feel happiness or love I feel those things intensely, and I feel pain intensely. It's the price of feeling."
June 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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If you see this, post a bridge
A close up of the bridge of my nose
May 18, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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Your vibe with one image
Man with curly hair looking on to nothing in particular, clearly bored and absorbed in thought
May 16, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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YOU'RE NOT GONA BELIEVE THIS, BUT OUR PRESIDENT JUST DID THAT TO A PERSON!
Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, the President of the Portuguese Republic, while doing a public stroll leaning over a table and taking some fries from a plate.
May 9, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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I'm technically speaking too choncky for my own goodness.

I have have a case of the e chonckinesse supremus.

Wonderously choncalissius, if you will.
Choncky golden retriever
April 13, 2024 at 10:12 AM
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yes, I'm an emu.
an emu looking at you disapprovingly.
April 12, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Posso-te oferecer um ovo neste momento dificil?
Boiled egg. Just an open boiled egg.
April 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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👉 Pon la foto de un juego que para ti es un 10/10. No digas ni su nombre, simplemente muéstralo:
Character in a space suit with back turned to camera looking at what looks like a hole in a ship's hull.
March 29, 2024 at 10:52 AM
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Me and the regular group who like my posts
Two people looking out the window with their backs to the camera. This is the final scene from the movie fight clube.
March 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM