At this point, if you buy a cybertruck, it’s safe to assume you have a humiliation kink

It’s so funny when someone tries to trigger us with pics of steak.

Like bro, I woke up this morning in a pool of blood and my first thought was “what an inconvenience.” You think I’m bothered by your poorly-cooked cat food?

Honestly my cooking is a whole vibe

Every year, my mom complains that my vegan meat substitutes are “too processed” so this year I’m letting her see the process.

This is the largest seitan roast I’ve ever made. Used 5lbs. of high protein flour to get it started. Will post more pics!

Guess who’s making flan and coconut cream pie?

Yo if anyone has made Juicy Marbles in the smoker I would love some tips.

I’m going to follow everyone back just give me a little time! I need to screen for my stalker.

I guess I’m here now

Kousa Mahashi 💕💕

I should really spend more time on Bluesky. Twitter is basically unusable because of the ads and bots.

Swamp juice