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Nick Hall
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“Purveyor of Treasure” - Memorial Device

"A Select New Zealander" - Vox Pop Labs

"Shows traits of a gang member. Not one of the brightest and the best" - Christopher Luxon, Prime Middle Manager of Aotearoa New Zealand
So many people hear my name as “Nicole” that I automatically spell out my surname when I meet new people

And about a third of those new people think I am spelling Hill

And I have what most people would think of as a pretty typical Anglo name, so you guys must really suffer
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Met him while learning to surf (me not him, he’s really good) in Cornwall years ago. Lovely guy. Happy to chat and have photos taken

George was the best of us, but Andrew isn’t far behind
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Went there Thursday/Friday. Still as humid as the world’s most humid place
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I lived alone I think that cheese and crackers would make up between 60 & 80% of my non-breakfast meals
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
That story is a metaphor for his time as Prime Middle Manager

Not understanding what is required

Acting way too late to correct the problem

Putting out a massive distraction to hide the problem
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
There is absolutely no chance he is wishing for “quality time with the whānau”. That excuse for a man would rather choke on a turkey drumstick than use a Te Reo Māori word
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“There’s so much to look forward to”, like our one-way tickets to Hawaii next year
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
… the age of 27, so they can experience for themselves the awesome musical taste he has
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
To the tune of “John Ketley is a Weatherman”
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
REPUBLICUNTS
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Fun fact - Fabrique, the Fashiøn album containing “Move On” is one of only ten or so “regular” CDs that I kept when I sold all 1000+ of mine
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m guessing that Christopher Luxon is unaware
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Jon Toogood at The Grand* Hotel, Akaroa

* Not that grand TBH
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I watched episode 1 and I’m convinced the crime was lifted wholesale from The Brokenwood Mysteries
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Thinks “I’d be a terrible Prime Minister, but there’s no way I’d be as bad as that guy”
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They’re doing it again next year in Australia, possibly elsewhere too
year.at
printable annual calendar,yearly planner PDF,Austrian holidays calendar
year.at
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I assume you’ve heard the Van Morrison harmonica story …
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Excellent choice of picture by RNZ. Makes her look like a third-rate villain in a Batman film
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Like, I dunno, ferries?
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lining their own pockets: 'the cost will be what the cost will be'
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As someone who rented their house out while working abroad for a few years (a landlord-lite?) I think some of your ire should be reserved for letting agents, who take 17% of the rent for doing bugger all.

But, yes, ALAB
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM