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Stoo Goff ➡️ Dragonmeet
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The bastard love child of Brian Blessed and Patrick Stewart. Programmer, RPG writer and audio drama producer. (he/him)

Games: https://we-evolve.co.uk
Aegean: https://www.aegeanrpg.com
Personal: https://www.stoogoff.com

Contact: my name at gmail
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This is how I eat my lunch, with Daryl watching over me in case I might spare a crumb for his poor hungry self
Daryl, a black cat with yellow-green eyes, sitting on the arm of a red leather sofa. He has one paw raised as if he's about to put his hand up to ask a question.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Central seats!
The stage and backdrop of the "Natalie Haynes No Friend to this House" book tour
September 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I did not.
A photo of a brass push-bell in a dark red-ish wood panel. The bell is circular and the outer rim reads "PRESS"
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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This is good news!
Screenshot of an email about the neo-nazi gig in Great Yarmouth being cancelled. Text reads "The neo-nazi gig planned for Great Yarmouth has been CANCELLED" with a picture below of Great Yarmouth with the text overlayed: "Victory! UK hate fest cancelled."
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Next Friday I will be sharing a stand with @miserymakes.bsky.social at Tabletop Scotland! I will have some Aegean, WILD, Action Potential as well as the One Page Wonders collection, A Show of Hands, and the Gaslight Club. Come and find us!
A zoomed in map of the Tabletop Scotland stalls with a red ring around the we evolve and Misery Makes stall which is at V1-03
August 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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They came back this morning and have done a much better job. Their boss told me it'd take a day and I think it's really a day and a half and he was trying to push them. It's not perfect and my lunch break will be spent finishing it but it's a huge improvement on yesterday
The deck from the previous photo, now with fewer stones and bits of rock stuck in the cracks.
July 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Reader, it was not ok. But I've spoken to the guy and he's coming round tomorrow to clean it up.
Wooden decking with steps and a railing. In the background is a green fence. The decking is covered with white stone and plaster
July 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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This is Rik eating treats out of the cat carrier after a visit to the vets. He wouldn't go for the treats before the visit to the vet and I had to man-handle him inside.
Rik, a black cat with his head inside a blue cat carrier basket. His body is visible and his head is lost in the darkness, you can't see it in the photo but he is munching on a treat. Rik and the cat carrier are on a rug with red, cream and dark blue patterns. If you look closely, you can see Mandalorian helmets and the silhouette of Yoda / Grogu heads in the design.
July 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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On Sunday I spent an awesome day at Elite Falconry near Kirkcaldy.
Me with Oi, a tawny owl. I'm standing in woodland wearing a black t-shirt and a black UK Games Expo baseball cap. On my left arm is a leather glove and perched facing the camera is Oi. She is a light brown owl with some dark feathers and dark eyes. Me with a white-faced owl perched on my shoulder. I have a white beard (I swear there's still some ginger in there somewhere) and black framed glasses. I'm wearing a black t-shirt and a black baseball cap with the yellow UK Games Expo logo made up of yellow hexagons around each letter. The owl is perched on my left shoulder. I forget the name of the owl but she has light brown feathers and yellow talons. Her face is white with a circular line of dark feathers surrounding her face. Her eyes are dark orange/amber colour. Around her beak are long almost moustache like whiskers. Me with all three white faced owls on my arm. The shot is from over my right shoulder. I'm facing away from the camera with only my right ear and cheek visible. I'm wearing a black t-shirt and a black baseball cap. My left arm is protected by a black leather glove and raised. Perched on my hand are three white faced owls. They are almost indistinguishable from each other. They have light brown bodies and white faces with a dark ring around them. They a re all facing to the right. In the background is the green leaves and branches of a tree. Me with my left arm raised as Drogon, a white-tailed eagle lands on my hand. I'm wearing a black t-shirt and black baseball cap. I'm facing to the right of the picture with a brown leather glove on my left hand. My arm is raised to shoulder height and Drogon has just landed and is reaching to eat the meat in the palm of my hand. Drogon is *huge* with a seven foot (2.1 metre) wingspan. She is dark brown in colour with a paler head and her tail feathers are white. In the near background is a field of corn with woodland in the distance. The sky is blue and filled with white clouds.
July 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Post yourself from a different era.
A picture of my young persons railcard image from when I was around 21–22. Part of the railcard is visible, it's a very light pink with a darker pink band at the bottom which reads "YOUNG PERSONS". Above dark band is a black and white photo of me. At the time I had long black hair and large black-framed, almost circular glasses. My is brushed behind my left ear, revealing four silver earrings.
July 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My office, which is in the north facing, permanently in shade, cooler part of the house is 23.6°...
A photo of a thermometer on a black desk. The thermometer is a white square with rounded corners and an LCD display which reads "23.6°C 59%". The display also has a smiley face, which I disagree with.
June 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Having been away and only having sporadic opportunities to write, I have somehow left myself with this to continue from...
Screen shot of a text editor with a very dark blue, almost black, background and light grey, almost white, text. The text reads: "The guards patrol but bus"
June 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Now that I'm on the big internet... Here are the excellent monsters that Dwyn created for an Aegean adventure.
Glaukios — born of a lustful king and a neried, cursed by Aphrodite. Image depicts Glaukios, a half human, half crustacean monster with the torso and head of a man with a black beard, appearing beneath the spiked shell of a crab. He has man human arms, crab like legs and claws. Image is predominantly red-orange, with a misty blue sea and sky. Art by Dwyn. Niaera — a nereid (sea nymph) cursed by Aphrodite. Niarea has a humanoid torso, lank seaweed hair and hands which end in blackened clawed fingers. A mass of tentacles flow from her torso in sea-greens, turquioses and purples. She is screaming in rage, showing off her sharp, white teeth.
June 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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A day at the forge
A length of iron which is red hot from being in a furnace. It rests on an anvil. The length of iron is curled at the end to form a spiral.
June 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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My attempts to write may be futile
On the left, a laptop precariously balanced on the arm of a sofa. In the centre foreground Rik, a black cat, sits curled up on my lap. To the right sits Daryl, a slightly larger black cat, on a small table taking up space where the laptop should be. In the background the TV shows the Baron de Belleme in a black skullcap.
June 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Watching Robin of Sherwood on ITVx because someone won't let me get up and put a DVD on...
In the foreground Rik, a black cat, is curled up on a lap sleeping. In the background, the TV l, showing mostly green leaves with Michael Praed as Robin Hood hiding amongst them
June 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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The fashion item of choice for a stupidly hot Expo
Me wearing a baseball cap with a black fan covering the bottom half of my face. In the background a tree and building.
May 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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It really was a *giant* crab! (artwork by @hesir.bsky.social )
Black and white by Gareth Sleightholme featuring a giant crab standing in the see with a man with a spear in its giant claw. A partially destroyed ship can be seen on the right. Beneath the crab a man pokes at its soft underbelly with a spear. In the foreground a man stands with a kopis in his left hand and a shield over his right arm, ready to enter the fray.
May 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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A film that takes place where you're from
A screen capture from the film "Fighting With My Family". Depicts a young man and woman (brother and sister) standing together in a wrestling ring. Both are wearing black with sleeveless black and white tops. The man has short cropped light brown hair and is leaning against the top rope. The woman has long dark hair typed back and has her hand resting on the bottom rope.
April 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Sign up is NOW OPEN for WISE WOMEN; a game for 17 female characters set on a remote Scottish island in 1953. Singing! Divination! Making tea to smooth over awkward moments in tense relationships!

Check out the website: rhiannonsp.wixsite.com/website
Cover image for the Wise Women LARP. A woman's face rises out of the blue-green sea, beneath a grey sky. The text reads: Wise Women Run 1: Scotland Run 2: Northumberland
March 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Fair warning to everyone, I've just received a spam VAT email claiming to be from UK Gov. If the name wasn't wrong I would've believed it.
Thoroughly convincing look FAKE UK Gov email
February 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Daryl looking quite content.
Daryl, a black cat, lies on a grey blanket looking towards the camera. He has his head resting on his paw.
February 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Getting an eye twitch reading these password instructions...
Screen grab of password requirements which reads: - A minimum if eight characters - At least one number - At least one capital letter - No special characteers (! @ & # etc) - Not been used previously
January 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Daryl is assisting me while I work.
January 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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"You will be visited by three spirits"

The spirits, ah crap
The three storms from Big Trouble in Little China. Three men standing in an alleyway wearing large straw hats. The man in the centre has his arms folded, the two flanking him have their hands on their hips. The one on the left is wearing light grey-blue, the on the right is wearing black with silver armour. All three are wearing brown cloaks.
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM