Paul
@stoofa69.bsky.social
Manchester United, CD Ventippo, 80’s music and fashion. British immigrant living in Spain and having a ball
Probably the first line up I could name from memory
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Probably the first line up I could name from memory
Out shone not our lived
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Out shone not our lived
I left Twitter years ago but anyone dissing him isn’t an old school United fan. The man was immense and often lived in Robbos shadow. GGMU
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I left Twitter years ago but anyone dissing him isn’t an old school United fan. The man was immense and often lived in Robbos shadow. GGMU
I remember a joke in Red Issue saying City wanted to buy this new Dutch superstar Salford Van-Hire. Same issue where someone asked if a player was injured all the time as he’d never seen Hugh Scousebastard actually play but he was always sung about
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I remember a joke in Red Issue saying City wanted to buy this new Dutch superstar Salford Van-Hire. Same issue where someone asked if a player was injured all the time as he’d never seen Hugh Scousebastard actually play but he was always sung about
Married in Vegas and did exactly the same. My wife laughed but as the beer flowed I said it again. A titter. The third time she told me this could be the shortest marriage ever. For once I listened and it’s our 24 year anniversary soon
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Married in Vegas and did exactly the same. My wife laughed but as the beer flowed I said it again. A titter. The third time she told me this could be the shortest marriage ever. For once I listened and it’s our 24 year anniversary soon
First day at work in a bank in 1985. Asked my Dad for any advice and he said “when they ask you to make the tea, make it as shit as possible so they never ask you again”. It worked so thanks Dad
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
First day at work in a bank in 1985. Asked my Dad for any advice and he said “when they ask you to make the tea, make it as shit as possible so they never ask you again”. It worked so thanks Dad
My mates closest train station to his house. I’m such a child, I always take this pic when I visit
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
My mates closest train station to his house. I’m such a child, I always take this pic when I visit
He’s been immense this season and a little overshadowed by Big Bry
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
He’s been immense this season and a little overshadowed by Big Bry
From the great guys at T Shirts United if I’m not mistaken
October 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
From the great guys at T Shirts United if I’m not mistaken
I loved his attitude. Imagine if Rasmus would have worked as a lifelong Red.
September 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I loved his attitude. Imagine if Rasmus would have worked as a lifelong Red.
I tried so hard with an ex. Watching Germany vs England and she asked “Why isn’t Schmeichel in goal for Germany?” When I said his nickname was The Great Dane, she replied with “Didn’t know he was Swedish” Gave up after that
September 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I tried so hard with an ex. Watching Germany vs England and she asked “Why isn’t Schmeichel in goal for Germany?” When I said his nickname was The Great Dane, she replied with “Didn’t know he was Swedish” Gave up after that
Back in 1978, my birthday present for my 8th birthday was a trip to Old Trafford. It was 1988 when I realised that Hugh Scousebastard was not an injured player
September 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Back in 1978, my birthday present for my 8th birthday was a trip to Old Trafford. It was 1988 when I realised that Hugh Scousebastard was not an injured player
I went to Reddit where they had a link to upload your local member of parliaments ID (driving licence I think) worked like a charm
September 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I went to Reddit where they had a link to upload your local member of parliaments ID (driving licence I think) worked like a charm
Do you follow Jim Smallman on Instagram? (Assuming you are on it of course) Am old mate of mine from the comedy club days who has worked for NXT for years and one of the nicest blokes in the business
August 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Do you follow Jim Smallman on Instagram? (Assuming you are on it of course) Am old mate of mine from the comedy club days who has worked for NXT for years and one of the nicest blokes in the business
It’s almost like the convicted child trafficker knew that if she said she never saw the nonce in chief do anything she might get transferred to a low security prison. That would NEVER happen in the good old US of A
August 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s almost like the convicted child trafficker knew that if she said she never saw the nonce in chief do anything she might get transferred to a low security prison. That would NEVER happen in the good old US of A
I remember watching The Rise of Skywalker and actually welling up at the opening credits and when Chewie got the medal thinking “This is the end for me”
August 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I remember watching The Rise of Skywalker and actually welling up at the opening credits and when Chewie got the medal thinking “This is the end for me”
Admittedly watching from afar and I’m staggered if not a little surprised
August 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Admittedly watching from afar and I’m staggered if not a little surprised
What’s everyone’s record for keeping it up? Mine was 8 weeks but that was in the days when they didn’t post a league table until after about 3/4 matches (yes I am that old!)
July 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What’s everyone’s record for keeping it up? Mine was 8 weeks but that was in the days when they didn’t post a league table until after about 3/4 matches (yes I am that old!)
March 1978. West Brom 1-1 draw. Can’t remember if Robbo played for them on that day though
June 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
March 1978. West Brom 1-1 draw. Can’t remember if Robbo played for them on that day though
I’m looking forward to 1p off the first 50 pints sold on the opening home game paid for with the Sancho fee
June 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m looking forward to 1p off the first 50 pints sold on the opening home game paid for with the Sancho fee
The Rescue Me and Curb cameos were also brilliant
May 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The Rescue Me and Curb cameos were also brilliant
And she must get to these places on an aeroplane so why no pictures of the gender neutral toilets on them??? Hag
May 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
And she must get to these places on an aeroplane so why no pictures of the gender neutral toilets on them??? Hag