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Stoo-bastian
@stoodert.bsky.social
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Let my posts be a light to see you through these darkest of times. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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My favorite photo of my trip to Japan this year:
Selfie picture of me standing in front of a lighted image of a cat wearing a kimono. I'm mimicking the pose of the cat.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I'm going through the celebrity birthdays listed on IMDB and love some of the trivia people put on here:
Screenshot that says "at age14, he once cried himself to sleep after his cousin told him that actress Natalie Portman would never date him, even if they were the last two people on the planet".
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Pix from Halloween 2025! (Instagram saw it first):
Me dressed in a pilots costume standing on a friend's balcony. I'm holding a white, crochet of a cute ghost in my hands. Me and friend Susan posing side by side in front of a fireplace at my favorite dance venue, Lindygroove. Susan is dressed as a Newsie and I have an ogre half-mask and wearing a "Beetlejuice" cartoon t-shirt.
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I like to think that work held off on doing anything remotely difficult until I came back from vacation. It makes me feel needed.
Screenshot of Homer and Marge Simpson from one of the final scenes of episode, "Secrets of a Successful Marriage". In this scene, Marge admits that Homer makes her feel needed (complimentary?), which is how I'm choosing to feel about work right now. Fucked up of me, I know.
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Malk is REAL????
Screenshot of an online ad for Malk. “Save $2 on MALK Organic Milk PICKUP OR DELIVERY ONLY. When you buy ONE MALK organic almond, Oat or Cashew Milk on PICKUP OR DELIVERY ONLY. Use up to 5 times in a single transaction, while supplies last.
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Having seen Weapons this week, I’m DYING to know what character Pedro Pascal would have played before he dropped out.
Screenshot of a film news page post with the sentence, “Pedro Pascal dropped out of ‘Weapons’ and ‘there is into turmoil’, says Director:: ‘I had to recast the entire movie’ after strike delays.”
August 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Screenshot of the post for those who don’t have Instagram (written before the GoFundMe was created):
“We’re currently fighting a lawsuit from a former employee - one that names the bar, the owner, and members of our management team. The suit claims discrimination based on the former employee being a heterosexual cisgender woma and, shockingly, alleges that Precinct discriminates against white employees. These claims are completely false. To make matters worse, the attorney representing this case, in our opinion, appears to have a clear anti-LGBTQ agenda. There are multiple reports - including from individuals who previously worked with him - that he used anti-LGBTQ slurs in written emails while at his former firm. We’re doing everything we can to defend ourselves - but the legal battle is draining us emotionally and financially. And we can’t do it alone. Instead of launching a GoFundMe or asking for donations, we’re asking something simpler: Come to the bar. But a drink. Order some food. Tip the staff. Show up. Precinct isn’t just a bar - it’s a queer community hub, and we feel the responsibility of that every day. We’re not asking for charity. We’re asking for solidarity. Your presence matters. Your support matters. Let’s rally together and protect this space - for all of us. From all of us at Precinct: thank you. We’ll be here to hunt you for it.” (Written before the gofundme was established)
August 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The circle of life (found the photo from 2013).
Photo of animal toy figures placed in “sexual positions”. You have to squint and really use your imagination to see it, though.
July 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Posting this photo to remind myself of when I positioned table decorations in a similar manner at a wedding I attended back in 2013. It was dinosaurs then, too!
Screenshot of two dinosaur skeleton figurines engaged in how archaeologists imagine they participated in sexual acts.
July 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Cant believe people would leave such a dangerous game out in the open like this....
Snapshot of the board game, Jumanji Snapshot of the Jumanji player board from a birds eye view
July 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
Photo of an animatronic Ariel from The Little Mermaid ride at Disneyland looking a bit cross-eyed (and under the influence of Marijuana) while singing.
June 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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A dog sticking its head through a doggie door. The caption reads "excuse me what the fuck"
June 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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That's me behind Jeff (in the green hoodie)! Of the six of us, only me and Aprotim knew the lore behind Fantasy High. It was fun explaining the "I'm gonna $hit in your mouth" catchphrase of one of the characters.
Selfie photo of me, Jeff, and of our four friends sitting in our seats at the Hollywood Bowl theatee.. Tons of other people who I do not know also happen to be in the shot.
June 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Jeff and I have been watching "Old Fashioned Cupcake" (a BL show set in Tokyo, I think) and its different from all the other BL shows weve been watching (a lot less chaste dialogue):
Screenshot of two men embracing. The caption reads "I've been trying to seduce you." Screenshot of a man with food in his mouth. The caption reads "I jerk off to the person I like." Screenshot of a man in a white tee and dark hoodie. The caption reads "And you need stamina for sex too".
June 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Help me name my Giant Space Hamster!
Picture of a Giant Space Hamster figurine on my desk. Picture of a Giant Space Hamster figurine amid some branded, blue D&D dice.
May 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Holy hell - there are 263 SEASONS of House Hunters????
Screenshot of IMD page for TV show, "House Hunters". The section that notes "Season 263 Premieres Saturday May 31" is highlighted in yellow.
May 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Snoopy really gets around!
Snoopy being sniffed by a fellow pupper Snoopy relaxing next to a cup of coffee and a latte in a bowl cup Snoopy sitting next to a plate of dinner. Salmon and capers, I think
May 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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And here!
Snoopy sitting in a chair and table enjoying a cup of coffee.
May 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Snoopy also went here.
Snoopy posing for a photo of him in front of a scenic mountain view.
May 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Snoopy accompanied Jeff on his trip to Sweden last month!
Photo of Snoopy looking at pictures of art Photo of snoopy next to a computer keyboard and a couple of cups of coffee sitting on an office desk. Photo of Snoopy riding the train in Sweden Photo of Snoopy hanging on the gate out in Sweden
May 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Sorry, but ACAB includes officer Fuzai:
Instagram story reel of article that reads "Chinas first police corgi steals sausage from child" Photo of the described event (police parading the dogs on the street where Fuzai is near a toddler and presumably taking said sausage from said child).
May 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Guess who just got back from a two-week work trip from Sweden??

(Not me! It's husband, Jeff 💖❤️)
Selfie of Jeff and me.
May 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I was today years old when I learned that MINIATURE HORSES can be service animals!
A "No Pets Allowed" sing with text that reads, "Only service dogs or miniature horses trained to perform specific tasks to assist person with disabilities are allowed." More text that reads"LADWP Security Services Officers will ask visitors with pets to leave the facility if they do not qualify under these guidelines."
March 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Watching The Wheel Of Time season 3 and cannot get over Moraine's sun hat.
Screenshot of Wheel of Time character in the plains wearing an anachronistic sun hat like a woman on vacation.
March 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Attended the third show of the latest @hdtgm.bsky.social tour last night! Glad I got to see Paul, Jason, and the original actress cast in the role of June Diane Raphael.
Selfie Jeff (left), me (center), & Rachel (right) in the Largo LA lobby. Posed shots of HDTGM hosts at the end of their show. A Google Image search results page of the "Mc DLT" is displayed in the background.
March 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM