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2 part taylor swift + 1 part willie nelson + a splash of karl marx
i think if charlie kirk is indeed dead it’s important we honor his legacy
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i think if charlie kirk is indeed dead it’s important we honor his legacy
the only thing stupider than thinking taylor swift needs to speak up about palestine is thinking kamala is pro-palestine
August 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the only thing stupider than thinking taylor swift needs to speak up about palestine is thinking kamala is pro-palestine
Self Portrait (2025)
Medium: Submersible Camera
Medium: Submersible Camera
July 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Self Portrait (2025)
Medium: Submersible Camera
Medium: Submersible Camera
the dumbest people you can imagine are posting on threads
July 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
the dumbest people you can imagine are posting on threads
this is my jan 6
November 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
this is my jan 6
this is the only note i wrote down during wicked
November 27, 2024 at 1:11 AM
this is the only note i wrote down during wicked
just trying to watch a basketball game in peace but the godawful emirates cup painted courts are assaulting my eyes
November 24, 2024 at 12:22 AM
just trying to watch a basketball game in peace but the godawful emirates cup painted courts are assaulting my eyes
brutally honest read of taylor swift and also of me, personally
November 20, 2024 at 1:51 AM
brutally honest read of taylor swift and also of me, personally
redneck mango daiquiri
November 19, 2024 at 1:02 AM
redneck mango daiquiri
they took peepaw to the set of gilligans island
November 18, 2024 at 11:13 PM
they took peepaw to the set of gilligans island
honestly imagine fumbling this
February 5, 2024 at 12:09 AM
honestly imagine fumbling this
bluesky thinks all i want to see in my discover feed is japanese pastries but instagram sees into my soul
January 28, 2024 at 3:36 AM
bluesky thinks all i want to see in my discover feed is japanese pastries but instagram sees into my soul
green day saviors review in one screenshot
January 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
green day saviors review in one screenshot
i like textses from my exes
January 27, 2024 at 3:13 PM
i like textses from my exes
pov: you just asked me (i am donald trump) if i want to eat something besides mcdonald’s french fries
January 27, 2024 at 1:18 PM
pov: you just asked me (i am donald trump) if i want to eat something besides mcdonald’s french fries
idk who needs to hear this but it’s not ok to kink shame vince mcmahon!!!!!!1
January 27, 2024 at 1:04 PM
idk who needs to hear this but it’s not ok to kink shame vince mcmahon!!!!!!1
if i could bathe in the atlantic every day i don’t think i would ever actually wash my hair
October 6, 2023 at 11:34 PM
if i could bathe in the atlantic every day i don’t think i would ever actually wash my hair
mid dudes who heart all your insta stories when they hear about a breakup
October 4, 2023 at 1:06 PM
mid dudes who heart all your insta stories when they hear about a breakup
why did they teach me things in school like “trigonometry” instead of what kind of paper towels to buy. what is the difference is between these two items. why are there so many paper towels.
September 24, 2023 at 5:42 PM
why did they teach me things in school like “trigonometry” instead of what kind of paper towels to buy. what is the difference is between these two items. why are there so many paper towels.
ever the consummate professional
September 12, 2023 at 1:30 PM
ever the consummate professional
happy 10th anniversary to the best tweet of all time
September 11, 2023 at 11:35 AM
happy 10th anniversary to the best tweet of all time