The day may not be great for you… but just IMAGINE the day that towel has had 😍🥵😈 talk about a dream job right there 😜😂

🥵🤤🤤🤤

Okay but like… when I open this app after work, I normally kinda expect to get past THE FIRST FREAKING POST before I get forcibly full bricked up like this 🥵🥵 not that I’m mad or anything😜

Okay but now I need a small book of short poems with pictures by you/of you!😍

😂 when the gram remind you that you’ve been a straight up sexy zaddy for at least three years now and it just keeps getting better 🥵

😈

Nah I’d be on the end bouncing while greeting the men as they walk in the locker room 🤤😜😂😈🥴

You should cum give it a try😈

😅 I definitely meant soft shaft SUNday y’all! Speak-to-text will be the death of me, I swear!!! 😭😂

Dear lord 🥵I somehow was not ready to open the app to this 😅 made me take a seat my knees got so weak🥴 🤤🤤

this is obviously a trap set by some ginger snatcher out there trying to snatch a ginger boi, and I just gotta say well done sir. I mean, that’s a premium snare you’ve got set up there and if I’m being honest I plan on walking face first into this one. 🥵🥵😈😜😂

Well… it’s obviously a little to early for me, cuz I just instinctively licked my phone when this came up and now it’s all wet😅 (and so is my phone😏😈)

Happy never miss a nut November 😈😜

My good sir!!
It seems you have forgotten the crucial and for some most important MIDDLE step.
Once I’ve given a good tonguing, and then only AFTER a healthy time of finger play and light fist action,
does the brick get laid👁️🫦👁️
😈🥵😜😂

Well I got a cup but… now I need some creamer 👁️🫦👁️

I literally JUST woke up my guy!
At least let me get my coffee down before you go making me feel the urge to get pregnant like that!! 🥵😜😈🫃🏽😂