Stoned Ferret Poetry
stonedferretpoetry.bsky.social
Stoned Ferret Poetry
@stonedferretpoetry.bsky.social
A secondary account to serve as the home for my poetry. My poems center mainly around horror, food, comedy, and my reactions to the world around us.

Find all my work free on my Patreon.

https://www.patreon.com/stoned_ferrets_woodland_wanderings
Hey everyone, I hope you're taking care of yourselves and each other today. Here's a #poem I wrote for everyone who loves spicy food as much as their stomach hates it. If you enjoy it, please consider checking out my Patreon, where you can find all of my work for #free.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I wrote a book about a "tradcon" white man coming to grips with his and America's bigotry while in prison therapy. Why? Because no one else has, and people struggling to unlearn hatred need relatable characters to show them the way.
#SpoonieAuthChat #ShamelessPromoFriday #Booksky
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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SWORD ART ONLINE x PRINCESS BRIDE x SELLOUT by DAN OZZI x DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL

A punk barista and a long-lost princess have one month to save a video game world that's been cursed by an authoritarian Dragon King, and sugar, they're going down swinging 🖤 🎸 🤘

#QuestPit #Q #NA #SFF
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sup everybody, happy Friday! I wrote this poem almost a year ago, and with each passing day, I realize that this isn't about any one particular streamer. It's about the streamer hive-mind that shields them from proper hygiene, intelligent takes, or the ability to talk to other people in real life.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thursday everybody, I gotta be honest, I don't know what the fuck this #poem is, but when I came up with the first two lines I was like "I have to do something with this." Thanks for taking the time to read this fever dream, and I hope it inspires you to have more fever dreams of your own.
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Benny is almost ready to have surgery! Keep liking and sharing, he's at the 70% mark!
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sup y'all, happy Wednesday! Enjoy this #horror #poem I wrote about a kidnapping victim who's been turned into a surgical chimera and loosed upon Central Park to unleash devastation on the masses. If you enjoy it, consider checking out my Patreon, where you can find all of my work for free.
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Sup y'all, here's another horror poem of mine titled "A Darkness in the Light." The moral of this story is "if you intend to kidnap and torture a holy man, don't fuck it up." I hope you enjoy!

#horror #poem #poetry #free #horrorfantasy
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Sup y'all, happy Sunday. I'm Stoned Ferret and this is my first day on a new account built for sharing my #poetry with you all. I'm better at writing than I am at promoting myself, but no one can read things that they don't know exist, so I'm going to try. This is a nature #horrorstory +
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM