stoned duck
@stonedduck.bsky.social
Israelllll *dinkleberg voice*
January 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Israelllll *dinkleberg voice*
Sharing this here so I don’t get fired.
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Sharing this here so I don’t get fired.
So glad I read manufacturing consent a few years ago
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
So glad I read manufacturing consent a few years ago
I stopped taking pictures with my camera and pretty much only started taking pictures on my iPhone and it’s completely changed the way I think about photography. In a good way.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I stopped taking pictures with my camera and pretty much only started taking pictures on my iPhone and it’s completely changed the way I think about photography. In a good way.
Should I buy a new gun tomorrow?
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Should I buy a new gun tomorrow?
You gotta get in your proverbial bag
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You gotta get in your proverbial bag
Oh today is one of those LOOOOOONG days that’s the normal working hours it just feels slow
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh today is one of those LOOOOOONG days that’s the normal working hours it just feels slow
The most evil man you’ve ever met uses Apple Music and his replay probably looks like this.
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The most evil man you’ve ever met uses Apple Music and his replay probably looks like this.
Elon Musk’s new pay package pays him $274,000,000 a day, every day, for ten years. No there isn’t an extra set of zeros. Yes that adds up to $1.1 trillion. No I’m not lying. Yes we need to tax unrealized gains over like $100M. Bare minimum if we ever want to fix income inequality.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Elon Musk’s new pay package pays him $274,000,000 a day, every day, for ten years. No there isn’t an extra set of zeros. Yes that adds up to $1.1 trillion. No I’m not lying. Yes we need to tax unrealized gains over like $100M. Bare minimum if we ever want to fix income inequality.
I need to stop spending money
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I need to stop spending money
In the future, artistic talent or skill won’t be earned, it’ll be bought.
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In the future, artistic talent or skill won’t be earned, it’ll be bought.
I FUCKING LOVE FALLL
October 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I FUCKING LOVE FALLL
I love giving my number to people cuz they want to text me off the dating app only for them so text me like twice and then never speak to me again
October 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I love giving my number to people cuz they want to text me off the dating app only for them so text me like twice and then never speak to me again
My current vocal stim is saying howdy howdy to my students
October 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My current vocal stim is saying howdy howdy to my students
Hell yeah I fucking love Indiana
October 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hell yeah I fucking love Indiana
I go to the emergency room one time and now my medical bills are more than my car insurance. I hate this country.
October 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I go to the emergency room one time and now my medical bills are more than my car insurance. I hate this country.
FYI being mildly anti-capitalist makes you a terrorist now
October 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
FYI being mildly anti-capitalist makes you a terrorist now
Awful time to be paranoid
Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence
NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM/NSPM-7 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
www.whitehouse.gov
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Awful time to be paranoid
My students took apart the VCR 😭
September 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My students took apart the VCR 😭
gunna kms if I have to spend one more day on a dating app
September 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
gunna kms if I have to spend one more day on a dating app
Starting to think I’m an incel guys 😭
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Starting to think I’m an incel guys 😭