I had a dream I told tr*mp that the world needs more love and he just pursed his lips and shrugged

The best part about eating healthy is the mental clarity. Almost one year postpartum and feeling like my vibrations are almost as high as they were preconception 🙌

Antivaxxers drinking raw milk pipeline but still eating foods stored and cooked in plastic???

Yellow sounds like the fakest word

Don’t get married if you enjoy productivity, especially on a Sunday. How many hours of my life have lost waiting for this man to A) poop B) Watch football C) get dressed and ready to leave. The errands could have been run by now.

I have an inclination to buy a set of encyclopedias because I genuinely think the internet will soon be a hellhole of propaganda controlled by the media

My husband told me my stepdaughter texted her mom and complained about me today because I made her cook her own breakfast and go on a 30 minute walk. She’ll be 14 in a few months 🫠

Motherhood is letting your mom watch your baby and wondering how you survived