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My girlfriend has a theory that I feed on the masculinity of everyone around as she has decided to act more feminine since dating me (I didn't push for this at all) and multiple friends of mine have come out as trans women.
My theory is I feed cis men to the estrogen so I don't get targeted.
My theory is I feed cis men to the estrogen so I don't get targeted.
August 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My girlfriend has a theory that I feed on the masculinity of everyone around as she has decided to act more feminine since dating me (I didn't push for this at all) and multiple friends of mine have come out as trans women.
My theory is I feed cis men to the estrogen so I don't get targeted.
My theory is I feed cis men to the estrogen so I don't get targeted.
My gf got me flowers! Hehehehe
August 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My gf got me flowers! Hehehehe
My ass has too much muscle to twerk like the ladies at the club 😭
August 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My ass has too much muscle to twerk like the ladies at the club 😭
My gf and I are both straight but she mostly gets hit on by lesbians and I get hit on by gay dudes. Does that make us the gayest straight couple?
May 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My gf and I are both straight but she mostly gets hit on by lesbians and I get hit on by gay dudes. Does that make us the gayest straight couple?
Going to the Ren Faire and I don't think my gf realizes she looks like a Fremen and it's making me giggle
April 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Going to the Ren Faire and I don't think my gf realizes she looks like a Fremen and it's making me giggle
I hate when managers make excuses for not keeping their end of the bargain but oh God forbid you don't have a good reason for getting something done cause Suddenly excuses are unacceptable
April 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I hate when managers make excuses for not keeping their end of the bargain but oh God forbid you don't have a good reason for getting something done cause Suddenly excuses are unacceptable
I'm too proud of this not to post it but I'm knapping decent looking points now
April 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm too proud of this not to post it but I'm knapping decent looking points now
You know you're at a good gas station men's bathroom when there's no swastikas scratched into the stall
April 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You know you're at a good gas station men's bathroom when there's no swastikas scratched into the stall
Everyone at work thought I was 35 😭😭
April 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Everyone at work thought I was 35 😭😭
My boss applauded my ability to remain calm in stressful situations. What no one at my job knows is my ability to have a complete mental health crisis without ever showing it that I mastered when I was but a wee lad.
April 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My boss applauded my ability to remain calm in stressful situations. What no one at my job knows is my ability to have a complete mental health crisis without ever showing it that I mastered when I was but a wee lad.
Made my best point yet!
March 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Made my best point yet!
It's genuinely funny to me that you can go back two thousand years and there's still people out there hawking merch.
March 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's genuinely funny to me that you can go back two thousand years and there's still people out there hawking merch.
Hell yeah! The hulk serum worked!
March 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hell yeah! The hulk serum worked!
It sucks when your favorite hobbies have people who tolerate out and out white supremacists.
February 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It sucks when your favorite hobbies have people who tolerate out and out white supremacists.
Can't wait to literally be sent to a farm upstate because I take Prozac.
February 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Can't wait to literally be sent to a farm upstate because I take Prozac.
Can't tell if it's my own cynicism or an appropriate response during these times that everytime I see some optimist page on Reddit, my first thought is oh fuck off.
February 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Can't tell if it's my own cynicism or an appropriate response during these times that everytime I see some optimist page on Reddit, my first thought is oh fuck off.
I literally mentioned in my interview for work I just don't like working if I don't have to. But I have to get stuff done at work so I just automate as much of it as I can and apparently that put me way ahead of other candidates.
And people said I'd never get ahead being lazy
And people said I'd never get ahead being lazy
February 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I literally mentioned in my interview for work I just don't like working if I don't have to. But I have to get stuff done at work so I just automate as much of it as I can and apparently that put me way ahead of other candidates.
And people said I'd never get ahead being lazy
And people said I'd never get ahead being lazy
I wish there was some comedian who had the guts to fuck with the anti woke crowd when they say you can't say anything anymore and just says something like "Fuck the troops" or "Fuck the Constitution"
February 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I wish there was some comedian who had the guts to fuck with the anti woke crowd when they say you can't say anything anymore and just says something like "Fuck the troops" or "Fuck the Constitution"
Y'know what? I'm gonna just lose enough weight so I'm in less pain when I run. Then I'll just be a muscular fat guy.
January 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Y'know what? I'm gonna just lose enough weight so I'm in less pain when I run. Then I'll just be a muscular fat guy.
I DON'T HAVE AUTISM
December 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I DON'T HAVE AUTISM