stolenshortsword
@stolenshortsword.bsky.social
your balls are like a compass to my nose
August 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
your balls are like a compass to my nose
watching shameless
August 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
watching shameless
ok yanks already memed canadians with aboot and aussies with naur. kiwis ur next. go for their pronounciation of "deck" or something
August 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ok yanks already memed canadians with aboot and aussies with naur. kiwis ur next. go for their pronounciation of "deck" or something
monkaS has entered my post-ironic vocabulary im fucked
July 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
monkaS has entered my post-ironic vocabulary im fucked
the beach boys? dont you mean the house band of regular show
June 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
the beach boys? dont you mean the house band of regular show
watched the first episode of adults. i think i need a couple more years before i can tolerate 2017 buzzfeed-core self-aware cringe comedy as a genre
June 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
watched the first episode of adults. i think i need a couple more years before i can tolerate 2017 buzzfeed-core self-aware cringe comedy as a genre
one time i wrote a reddit comment with standard punctuation, a calm tone and considered a balanced viewpoint and i got multiple people claiming it was done through chatgpt 😭 cant have shit anymore
February 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
one time i wrote a reddit comment with standard punctuation, a calm tone and considered a balanced viewpoint and i got multiple people claiming it was done through chatgpt 😭 cant have shit anymore
tell me this isnt caitlin clark
February 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
tell me this isnt caitlin clark
FUCK hypnic jerks
February 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
FUCK hypnic jerks
stone fruit is goated
January 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
stone fruit is goated
many people are saying this
January 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
many people are saying this
when frenzy is comboed with click frenzy in cookie clicker and you instantly become willing to self-inflict painful RSI to make virtual number go up
December 22, 2024 at 2:28 PM
when frenzy is comboed with click frenzy in cookie clicker and you instantly become willing to self-inflict painful RSI to make virtual number go up
has anyone seen asumsaus and emplemon in the same room together
December 17, 2024 at 1:41 PM
has anyone seen asumsaus and emplemon in the same room together
just rose to my feet in a trader joe's
December 1, 2024 at 3:40 PM
just rose to my feet in a trader joe's
never understood harold until i discovered kewpie mayonniase
November 27, 2024 at 3:04 AM
never understood harold until i discovered kewpie mayonniase
garbanzo beans
November 18, 2024 at 12:43 PM
garbanzo beans
arial sucks!!!
November 14, 2024 at 1:24 AM
arial sucks!!!
yeah lefties kinda alienated their core voterbase by acknowledging trans people as human beings, recklessly extremist
November 10, 2024 at 1:30 PM
yeah lefties kinda alienated their core voterbase by acknowledging trans people as human beings, recklessly extremist
why the fuck does ISO 3166-2:KZ define kazakhstan's regions with two NUMBERS instead of letters? and it literally used to be letters until they deliberately changed them to numbers in 2022??? why??????? 😭
November 9, 2024 at 7:18 AM
why the fuck does ISO 3166-2:KZ define kazakhstan's regions with two NUMBERS instead of letters? and it literally used to be letters until they deliberately changed them to numbers in 2022??? why??????? 😭
you ever have bread so good that you just eat that shit raw. untoasted, no spreads, not in a sandwich, no condiments. just pulled off the whole loaf with your bear hands, crust and all. glorious
October 26, 2024 at 1:48 PM
you ever have bread so good that you just eat that shit raw. untoasted, no spreads, not in a sandwich, no condiments. just pulled off the whole loaf with your bear hands, crust and all. glorious