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Did not anticipate Bill Burr wanting all the smoke and leading the sane resistance to this insanity, but here we are and I couldn't be more grateful
March 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Did not anticipate Bill Burr wanting all the smoke and leading the sane resistance to this insanity, but here we are and I couldn't be more grateful
I don't think the guy that won the Daytona 500, was trying to
February 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't think the guy that won the Daytona 500, was trying to
The Mavs get a healthy Anthony Davis
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on it
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February 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Mavs get a healthy Anthony Davis
I think % of teams points should be the stat instead of PPG in college basketball.
There's teams that score 90 on the reg and others who score 60. Having 20 of the 60 (33%) is way more impressive than having 25 of the 90
There's teams that score 90 on the reg and others who score 60. Having 20 of the 60 (33%) is way more impressive than having 25 of the 90
December 9, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I think % of teams points should be the stat instead of PPG in college basketball.
There's teams that score 90 on the reg and others who score 60. Having 20 of the 60 (33%) is way more impressive than having 25 of the 90
There's teams that score 90 on the reg and others who score 60. Having 20 of the 60 (33%) is way more impressive than having 25 of the 90
Whoever thought it was a good idea to combine the Men's and Women's NCAA basketball scores into one scoreboard on ESPNs main page, should be thrown out of a window Russia style by our impending authoritarian government. That one I would support.
December 6, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Whoever thought it was a good idea to combine the Men's and Women's NCAA basketball scores into one scoreboard on ESPNs main page, should be thrown out of a window Russia style by our impending authoritarian government. That one I would support.
Counterpoint: YMCA is easily one of the gayest songs of all time.
December 5, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Counterpoint: YMCA is easily one of the gayest songs of all time.
What sucks about the Tyson fight, which was sad in all aspects, is it somehow makes people reassess his entire career and importance to boxing and it shouldn't. But this does stain the legacy.
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 PM
What sucks about the Tyson fight, which was sad in all aspects, is it somehow makes people reassess his entire career and importance to boxing and it shouldn't. But this does stain the legacy.
Well the Ukraine had a good run as a country.
November 6, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Well the Ukraine had a good run as a country.
Me Everytime after folding all the laundry
a man is standing in front of a window looking out at the mountains
ALT: a man is standing in front of a window looking out at the mountains
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October 17, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Me Everytime after folding all the laundry
Amazing reddit post on Mariners sub about that insane Julio Rodriguez walking away from 3rd base in the 10th on a strikeout and simply getting tagged out for a double play to essentially end Seattle's year.
September 19, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Amazing reddit post on Mariners sub about that insane Julio Rodriguez walking away from 3rd base in the 10th on a strikeout and simply getting tagged out for a double play to essentially end Seattle's year.
Fuuuuuuuck, there's Haitians in my town too
September 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Fuuuuuuuck, there's Haitians in my town too
September 13, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Scary people are driving around in self guided computer cars made by a guy who can't figure out basic podcast equipment
August 13, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Scary people are driving around in self guided computer cars made by a guy who can't figure out basic podcast equipment
"Robert Kennedy Jr has a brain worm, and here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden"
~NY Times
~NY Times
May 16, 2024 at 1:37 PM
"Robert Kennedy Jr has a brain worm, and here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden"
~NY Times
~NY Times
April 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Me ready to lose my mind over NBA basketball after watching 2 1/2 total quarters this year
April 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Me ready to lose my mind over NBA basketball after watching 2 1/2 total quarters this year
If the Lakers beat the Pelicans today and Suns win as well, the NBA has a chance to get Durant, LeBron, and Steph all in the playoffs
And if you don't think the NBA won't pull out every stop to try and make that happen, you're delusional
And if you don't think the NBA won't pull out every stop to try and make that happen, you're delusional
April 14, 2024 at 6:30 PM
If the Lakers beat the Pelicans today and Suns win as well, the NBA has a chance to get Durant, LeBron, and Steph all in the playoffs
And if you don't think the NBA won't pull out every stop to try and make that happen, you're delusional
And if you don't think the NBA won't pull out every stop to try and make that happen, you're delusional
Real shame OJ died before he could find the real killers.
April 11, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Real shame OJ died before he could find the real killers.
Ive never seen Edey be this much of a dog before.
He decided at the first TV Timeout "Fuck it I'll beat them by myself"
He decided at the first TV Timeout "Fuck it I'll beat them by myself"
April 9, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Ive never seen Edey be this much of a dog before.
He decided at the first TV Timeout "Fuck it I'll beat them by myself"
He decided at the first TV Timeout "Fuck it I'll beat them by myself"
Virginia watching Colorado State tonight
March 21, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Virginia watching Colorado State tonight
Very possible Ohtanis interpreter had huge gambling debts that he could never possibly repay and Ohtani helped him out and paid off the debt.
But I will say everyone involved, from the bookie to the interpreter to Obtain and even MLB has every motivation to lie and cover it up if it actually Ohtani
But I will say everyone involved, from the bookie to the interpreter to Obtain and even MLB has every motivation to lie and cover it up if it actually Ohtani
March 21, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Very possible Ohtanis interpreter had huge gambling debts that he could never possibly repay and Ohtani helped him out and paid off the debt.
But I will say everyone involved, from the bookie to the interpreter to Obtain and even MLB has every motivation to lie and cover it up if it actually Ohtani
But I will say everyone involved, from the bookie to the interpreter to Obtain and even MLB has every motivation to lie and cover it up if it actually Ohtani
Josh Eilert journey may be over but the real value is all the friends we lost along the way
March 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Josh Eilert journey may be over but the real value is all the friends we lost along the way
The best part of NFL off-season is finding out exactly what the NFL thinks about guys. Fans argue who is good or not good all day, but the off-season will let you know exactly what the league thinks
March 12, 2024 at 5:08 PM
The best part of NFL off-season is finding out exactly what the NFL thinks about guys. Fans argue who is good or not good all day, but the off-season will let you know exactly what the league thinks
Start of this game has been a Kevin Stefanski masterclass
January 13, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Start of this game has been a Kevin Stefanski masterclass