Stoatwen
@stoatwen.bsky.social
jontron made that video about flextape you remember from your childhood . . . . .
more like boob fondling
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
more like boob fondling
just murder the three drivers with a dagger? i don't see the issue
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
just murder the three drivers with a dagger? i don't see the issue
i've snuck three centipedes into your bathroom. one is lethally venomous, one will grant you unlimited power, and one is a normal centipede. but which one is which 👀 ? you'll have to find out in order to survive 😈
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i've snuck three centipedes into your bathroom. one is lethally venomous, one will grant you unlimited power, and one is a normal centipede. but which one is which 👀 ? you'll have to find out in order to survive 😈
i was literally about to sneak a rapist and/or pedophile under your pillow but i guess i won't then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i was literally about to sneak a rapist and/or pedophile under your pillow but i guess i won't then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
even better… than the gift of eternal life…? 🧞
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
even better… than the gift of eternal life…? 🧞
who that in the middle, that ponmi? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
who that in the middle, that ponmi? 👀
so you're saying that -1 is greater than 0? whatever, pemberton
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
so you're saying that -1 is greater than 0? whatever, pemberton
other account here, it's because you're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 2-3 hours for all eternity. sucks, donit? shouldn't have angered zeus ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
other account here, it's because you're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 2-3 hours for all eternity. sucks, donit? shouldn't have angered zeus ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
how did she know i was white
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
how did she know i was white
nice art man, took my dumbass brain a second to register the wings. at first i thought that they were a sweet enchanted lazer-beam piercing a forest nymph and ricocheting away
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
nice art man, took my dumbass brain a second to register the wings. at first i thought that they were a sweet enchanted lazer-beam piercing a forest nymph and ricocheting away
verbalase sure looks different these days
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
verbalase sure looks different these days
i've stolen your dna fyi. expect a dangerous clone armed with a battleaxe to come knocking in about five hours
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i've stolen your dna fyi. expect a dangerous clone armed with a battleaxe to come knocking in about five hours
i'm an official CIA operative and i've been reading this for six hours. our torture methods get more sophisticated every day motherfucker
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i'm an official CIA operative and i've been reading this for six hours. our torture methods get more sophisticated every day motherfucker
girl be calm, there's a fucking dangerous vile phantom behind you
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
girl be calm, there's a fucking dangerous vile phantom behind you