also ford so full of guilt and shame that he can’t separate his feelings for stan from this kid. he’s trying to give this kid a real chance in life, he can’t be having these thoughts and ideas about him.

Ford sees it as a chance to do right by Stanley and give him all the opportunities his brother never had. The portal incident never happened here, so he’s still dealing with the whole interdimensional demon thing. Raising a kid while also protecting them from your toxic ex is NOT easy.

if alex hirsch didn’t want me to imagine him pregnant he shouldn’t have made him look like that