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Boimler, Mariner, D'Vana, and Rutherford are stuck in a seemingly infinite stack of holodeck simulations where saying "End Program" just changes the setting.
Billups wants people to notice his new mustache style.
Boimler, Mariner, D'Vana, and Rutherford are stuck in a seemingly infinite stack of holodeck simulations where saying "End Program" just changes the setting.
Billups wants people to notice his new mustache style.
AGIMUS is mistakenly plugged into the Cerritos Holodeck and runs a simulation featuring Tiron, Brunt, Weyoun 4 through 8, and Penk, from which Mariner and Boimler must escape, helped by Shran.
Guest star: Jeffrey Combs, naturally.
AGIMUS is mistakenly plugged into the Cerritos Holodeck and runs a simulation featuring Tiron, Brunt, Weyoun 4 through 8, and Penk, from which Mariner and Boimler must escape, helped by Shran.
Guest star: Jeffrey Combs, naturally.
AGIMUS is mistakenly plugged into the Cerritos Holodeck and runs a simulation featuring Tiron, Brunt, Weyoun 4 through 8, and Penk, from which Mariner and Boimler must escape, helped by Shran.
Guest star: Jeffrey Combs, naturally.
AGIMUS is mistakenly plugged into the Cerritos Holodeck and runs a simulation featuring Tiron, Brunt, Weyoun 4 through 8, and Penk, from which Mariner and Boimler must escape, helped by Shran.
Guest star: Jeffrey Combs, naturally.
The Cerritos finds an old Earth spaceship whose occupants had their consciousness uploaded to a computer and sent off into space in the 21st century. They're bored and know all the Dixon Hill adventures by heart.
The Cerritos finds an old Earth spaceship whose occupants had their consciousness uploaded to a computer and sent off into space in the 21st century. They're bored and know all the Dixon Hill adventures by heart.
Everybody on the Cerritos is talking in metaphors except Kayshon, who doesn't understand the different cultural references.
Everybody on the Cerritos is talking in metaphors except Kayshon, who doesn't understand the different cultural references.
D'Vana Tendi meets someone who pretends to be her long lost brother, D'Ereck and wants her titles and honors for himself. Dr T'Ana has a scratching pole installed in sickbay.
D'Vana Tendi meets someone who pretends to be her long lost brother, D'Ereck and wants her titles and honors for himself. Dr T'Ana has a scratching pole installed in sickbay.
The lower deckers get stuck mid-transport into what seems like a void space, that turns out to be inhabited by other victims of famous transporter accidents.
The lower deckers get stuck mid-transport into what seems like a void space, that turns out to be inhabited by other victims of famous transporter accidents.
Boimler starts questioning his sanity when he can't tell the difference between reality and rehearsals of Romeo and Juliet, where he plays Romeo, and Juliet is played by a Tilonian. And yes, the Tilonians are at it again.
Boimler starts questioning his sanity when he can't tell the difference between reality and rehearsals of Romeo and Juliet, where he plays Romeo, and Juliet is played by a Tilonian. And yes, the Tilonians are at it again.
Flashback episode to when K'orin and a younger Mariner did Grey Ops work and how Black Ops essentially look down on Grey operatives.
Flashback episode to when K'orin and a younger Mariner did Grey Ops work and how Black Ops essentially look down on Grey operatives.
Boimler gets a glimpse into a personally bleak future and decides to improve it, one attempt at a time, only to make things worse and more complicated. Dr Migleemo meets an old girlfriend who introduces him to his 6 alleged children, which he had never met.
Boimler gets a glimpse into a personally bleak future and decides to improve it, one attempt at a time, only to make things worse and more complicated. Dr Migleemo meets an old girlfriend who introduces him to his 6 alleged children, which he had never met.
After having lost her powers, Olly starts a cult and ultimately goes on a self discovery quest to find them back, which makes her meet various powerful beings. Rutherford and Tendi try to figure out why ships don't have a sweet spot anymore and if the Cerritos can have one.
After having lost her powers, Olly starts a cult and ultimately goes on a self discovery quest to find them back, which makes her meet various powerful beings. Rutherford and Tendi try to figure out why ships don't have a sweet spot anymore and if the Cerritos can have one.
Otherford is back. Having followed his new command to make friends very precisely, he has joined the Borg and made them overly friendly, making the entire galaxy a bit on edge about their true intentions.
Otherford is back. Having followed his new command to make friends very precisely, he has joined the Borg and made them overly friendly, making the entire galaxy a bit on edge about their true intentions.
While we may not get a Season 6 (yet), Lower Decks lives on thanks to @idwpublishing.bsky.social
And yours truly has been invited as a guest writer!
I'm psyched!
(You can read that in Boimler's voice!)
While we may not get a Season 6 (yet), Lower Decks lives on thanks to @idwpublishing.bsky.social
And yours truly has been invited as a guest writer!
I'm psyched!
(You can read that in Boimler's voice!)
While we may not get a Season 6 (yet), Lower Decks lives on thanks to @idwpublishing.bsky.social
And yours truly has been invited as a guest writer!
I'm psyched!
(You can read that in Boimler's voice!)
Vash has become obsessed with the idea of meeting the Koala that seems to be reigning in the "great beyond", having found several clues in various seemingly unrelated cultures. Boimler becomes obsessed with her research but Mariner is suspicious.
Guest: Jennifer Hetrick
Vash has become obsessed with the idea of meeting the Koala that seems to be reigning in the "great beyond", having found several clues in various seemingly unrelated cultures. Boimler becomes obsessed with her research but Mariner is suspicious.
Guest: Jennifer Hetrick
After the crew has spent a day recording their daily tasks with special glasses Rutherford designed for a "day in the life of a California-class starship" recruitment exercise for Starfleet Academy, the gang must go through each video to piece together a mystery of smuggled tech.
After the crew has spent a day recording their daily tasks with special glasses Rutherford designed for a "day in the life of a California-class starship" recruitment exercise for Starfleet Academy, the gang must go through each video to piece together a mystery of smuggled tech.
After the crew has spent a day recording their daily tasks with special glasses Rutherford designed for a "day in the life of a California-class starship" recruitment exercise for Starfleet Academy, the gang must go through each video to piece together a mystery of smuggled tech.
After the crew has spent a day recording their daily tasks with special glasses Rutherford designed for a "day in the life of a California-class starship" recruitment exercise for Starfleet Academy, the gang must go through each video to piece together a mystery of smuggled tech.
Rutherford and Gradak, a Pakled female, are stuck on a planet and must collaborate to survive. Naturally, Gradak keeps forgetting that fact.
Rutherford and Gradak, a Pakled female, are stuck on a planet and must collaborate to survive. Naturally, Gradak keeps forgetting that fact.
Rutherford and Gradak, a Pakled female, are stuck on a planet and must collaborate to survive. Naturally, Gradak keeps forgetting that fact.
Rutherford and Gradak, a Pakled female, are stuck on a planet and must collaborate to survive. Naturally, Gradak keeps forgetting that fact.
A warp bubble experiment creates a physical manifestation of every crew member's inner child.
Except Boimler.
A warp bubble experiment creates a physical manifestation of every crew member's inner child.
Except Boimler.
Dr. Migleemo is overwhelmed with crew members claiming they have repressed memories coming back to them. Rutherford and Tendi start researching Tucker tube history. Mariner has to get rid of the last of the contraband on the Cerritos but can't find it.
Dr. Migleemo is overwhelmed with crew members claiming they have repressed memories coming back to them. Rutherford and Tendi start researching Tucker tube history. Mariner has to get rid of the last of the contraband on the Cerritos but can't find it.
A rogue Ktarian faction has unleashed their latest weapon on the Cerritos: an upgrade to PADDs based on 21st century Earth algorithms that turns the crew into addicted zombies. Tendi is immune and has to save the day.
A rogue Ktarian faction has unleashed their latest weapon on the Cerritos: an upgrade to PADDs based on 21st century Earth algorithms that turns the crew into addicted zombies. Tendi is immune and has to save the day.
The crew wakes up in a 1990s style sitcom. When they snap out of their roles, they all scream at Q to let them go but he appears as an annoyed barista and tells them he has nothing to do with the situation.
Featuring: John DeLancie
The crew wakes up in a 1990s style sitcom. When they snap out of their roles, they all scream at Q to let them go but he appears as an annoyed barista and tells them he has nothing to do with the situation.
Featuring: John DeLancie
Flashback episode: After being demoted for crashing an Oberth-class starship, Mariner is assigned to a new vessel under the guidance of an up-and-coming hard ass set on setting her straight: one lieutenant commander Liam Shaw.
Featuring: Todd Stashwick
Flashback episode: After being demoted for crashing an Oberth-class starship, Mariner is assigned to a new vessel under the guidance of an up-and-coming hard ass set on setting her straight: one lieutenant commander Liam Shaw.
Featuring: Todd Stashwick