StJoan
@stjoan.bsky.social
Geo analyst. PolSci academic. Archer. Writer. Terrible artist in a terrible many mediums. Cat lady. Chronically ill. Chronically listing.
Probably on a hike.
Probably on a hike.
July 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
May 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
May 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The times are terrible
But the memes are hysterical
But the memes are hysterical
March 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The times are terrible
But the memes are hysterical
But the memes are hysterical
The daily affirmation, left for me by a coworker over a decade ago, is fading slowly from the sun and time
But it’ll fall apart before I take it down
“You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of boring muffins”
🧁
But it’ll fall apart before I take it down
“You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of boring muffins”
🧁
March 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The daily affirmation, left for me by a coworker over a decade ago, is fading slowly from the sun and time
But it’ll fall apart before I take it down
“You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of boring muffins”
🧁
But it’ll fall apart before I take it down
“You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of boring muffins”
🧁
March 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Me listening to Lady Gaga’s Mayhem while the world burns
March 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me listening to Lady Gaga’s Mayhem while the world burns
Pretty sure this is the year I yeet the uterus.
I’m just done with its shit y’all.
But I’m going to suffer it until fall at least because I have hiking to do.
I’m just done with its shit y’all.
But I’m going to suffer it until fall at least because I have hiking to do.
March 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Pretty sure this is the year I yeet the uterus.
I’m just done with its shit y’all.
But I’m going to suffer it until fall at least because I have hiking to do.
I’m just done with its shit y’all.
But I’m going to suffer it until fall at least because I have hiking to do.
Yall
I used the same knife to cut a dragonfruit that I used to crush some garlic
I thought I had rinsed it well enough.
Anyway, garlic flavored dragonfruit isn’t as bad as you might think
I used the same knife to cut a dragonfruit that I used to crush some garlic
I thought I had rinsed it well enough.
Anyway, garlic flavored dragonfruit isn’t as bad as you might think
March 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yall
I used the same knife to cut a dragonfruit that I used to crush some garlic
I thought I had rinsed it well enough.
Anyway, garlic flavored dragonfruit isn’t as bad as you might think
I used the same knife to cut a dragonfruit that I used to crush some garlic
I thought I had rinsed it well enough.
Anyway, garlic flavored dragonfruit isn’t as bad as you might think
Phew productive morning includes booking two backpacking permits and a car camping trip at RMNP
It was like hungry hungry hippos but I won!
It was like hungry hungry hippos but I won!
March 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Phew productive morning includes booking two backpacking permits and a car camping trip at RMNP
It was like hungry hungry hippos but I won!
It was like hungry hungry hippos but I won!
It’s so hard, living right next to a dog park, to not yell “I love your dog!” To basically everyone.
February 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s so hard, living right next to a dog park, to not yell “I love your dog!” To basically everyone.
Apparently my mom and aunt want to move to Albania to retire.
This news brought to you by a 630am phone call out of the blue.
This news brought to you by a 630am phone call out of the blue.
February 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Apparently my mom and aunt want to move to Albania to retire.
This news brought to you by a 630am phone call out of the blue.
This news brought to you by a 630am phone call out of the blue.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
February 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
Sometimes I think I’m too chronically online
Then I read some Reddit posts and think nah, I’m fine.
Then I read some Reddit posts and think nah, I’m fine.
February 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sometimes I think I’m too chronically online
Then I read some Reddit posts and think nah, I’m fine.
Then I read some Reddit posts and think nah, I’m fine.
My psychiatrist signing off at the end of our appointment: hang in there!
Me: you too!
Her: *haunted laugh and thousand yard stare* we’ll have to do our best
Me: you too!
Her: *haunted laugh and thousand yard stare* we’ll have to do our best
February 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My psychiatrist signing off at the end of our appointment: hang in there!
Me: you too!
Her: *haunted laugh and thousand yard stare* we’ll have to do our best
Me: you too!
Her: *haunted laugh and thousand yard stare* we’ll have to do our best
The elder millennial raised on ANTM urge to try out a catwalk on the treadmill at too high a speed for safety
February 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The elder millennial raised on ANTM urge to try out a catwalk on the treadmill at too high a speed for safety
I dunno, sometimes it’s 30F but in the sun it feels nice and toasty so why not sit in a hammock chair in your patio?
February 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I dunno, sometimes it’s 30F but in the sun it feels nice and toasty so why not sit in a hammock chair in your patio?
Just your goth auntie about to see xposed in Denver
(Their version of bedpost???)
(Their version of bedpost???)
February 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just your goth auntie about to see xposed in Denver
(Their version of bedpost???)
(Their version of bedpost???)
Just saw someone commuting through snow in 3F weather on a bike.
That’s Colorado.
That’s Colorado.
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just saw someone commuting through snow in 3F weather on a bike.
That’s Colorado.
That’s Colorado.
I do this thing where I make #PaperStars when anxious. The bigger the anxiety, the smaller the star.
Anyway, new bottle just dropped
#bawkbawktherapycranes
Anyway, new bottle just dropped
#bawkbawktherapycranes
February 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I do this thing where I make #PaperStars when anxious. The bigger the anxiety, the smaller the star.
Anyway, new bottle just dropped
#bawkbawktherapycranes
Anyway, new bottle just dropped
#bawkbawktherapycranes
For some reason the mashup I have in my head is a mix of Popular and Don’t Be Suspicious and I just…my brain hurts
a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
For some reason the mashup I have in my head is a mix of Popular and Don’t Be Suspicious and I just…my brain hurts
