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Comedy is very situational. When my dog drags her butt across the carpet - hilarious! When I do it - not so much
Listen, when a President in this Western Hemisphere overturns a free election we have to arrest him! (If he tries and fails, no big whup.) I’m shocked Trump stayed away from the “rigged election” routine in describing Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Listen, when a President in this Western Hemisphere overturns a free election we have to arrest him! (If he tries and fails, no big whup.) I’m shocked Trump stayed away from the “rigged election” routine in describing Venezuela.
Maybe the attack were on the folks who weren’t in on the deal? Were other countries’ security personnel on the base?
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Maybe the attack were on the folks who weren’t in on the deal? Were other countries’ security personnel on the base?
Doesn’t he have a $50m bounty?
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Doesn’t he have a $50m bounty?
That’s wild!
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
That’s wild!
Isn’t this the most extravagant White Savior story ever digitally drawn?
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Isn’t this the most extravagant White Savior story ever digitally drawn?
We are all screwed. There is no retirement 401K, only the Thunderdome.
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We are all screwed. There is no retirement 401K, only the Thunderdome.
Looks like a lot of RED! (Which is lovely)
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Looks like a lot of RED! (Which is lovely)
Would the Dems have the guts? I think they’d wring their hands and ask Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and random advisors about how that would affect their fund raising operations.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Would the Dems have the guts? I think they’d wring their hands and ask Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and random advisors about how that would affect their fund raising operations.
This doesn’t sound like the steady professionalism I expect from Federal Agents.
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This doesn’t sound like the steady professionalism I expect from Federal Agents.
Can ovulate without an Oval Office
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Can ovulate without an Oval Office
He. Doesn’t. Care. He will run in 3 years, be funded entirely by dark $ from billionaires and Venture Capital. He thinks he can throw the election anyway.
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
He. Doesn’t. Care. He will run in 3 years, be funded entirely by dark $ from billionaires and Venture Capital. He thinks he can throw the election anyway.
Everyone, eventually, falls for the razzle dazzle a least a little bit
October 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Everyone, eventually, falls for the razzle dazzle a least a little bit
Empire indeed!
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Empire indeed!
“Your dental plan is 1000 root canals, for free. No PTO.”
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Your dental plan is 1000 root canals, for free. No PTO.”
Gotta have that “me wall” in the basement toilet.
October 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Gotta have that “me wall” in the basement toilet.
If a ratchet wrench or hammer worked 75% of the time it would ridiculous! We’d immediately throw it out.
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If a ratchet wrench or hammer worked 75% of the time it would ridiculous! We’d immediately throw it out.
Hobos with badass sunglasses.
October 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hobos with badass sunglasses.