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Smequo
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it's Stephanie. God hates taxonomists. She/They
Its winter: time to throw some unmeasured random bullshit in a pot and make the most homely nourishing chilli ever conceived
July 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Writing has been such a boon on these miserable winter days where i feel so useless. As long as i can go for a walk and get out my 300 words than the day isn’t a waste
July 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The maccas “peak chicken” ad is meant to be saying it’s really good chicken but I keep thinking its an ominous warning of a food systems collapse a la “peak oil”
July 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Lemme just go toilet in this wet clay pot
July 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
We should bring back the odd crown tbh
July 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Editing each chunk of the story into 12 different versions is actually like a lot of bloody work lmfao sheeeeesh
The main narrative and most of the text is the same for all readers but certain inclusions redactions and changes in description will result from the readers choice
July 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
$36 and one PDF later
Quinns hard sold me mythic bastionland
July 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Quinns hard sold me mythic bastionland
July 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ABC u rlly cant be calling it that
July 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
There are beautiful and free minds out in this world
July 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Restaurant menus should have three options maximum
July 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Gonna try to play guitar in the key of A
June 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I have some bacon waiting for me in the fridge
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I've got a tiny batch of physical copies of
❄️Make It Snow (and by 'it' I mean this zine)❄️
If you'd like one, chuck me a message and I'll figure out how to get it to you!!

Otherwise if you want to print your own, I've uploaded a pdf version to itch here.
toestee.itch.io/make-it-snow...
Make It Snow by Ellie Samson
A single-use, single- player game about memories of snow.
toestee.itch.io
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You can have fun writing a little story, where everything is made up. They cannot even stop you.
June 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“How many of the new scanners should we order for mifo?”
“Oh idk… its a small station… three? Lets say three”
June 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I think i watch 27 health insurance ads a day maybe
June 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
🛰️📡🔭✨💫🌌
June 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The tunnel is breathing… the first gasps of a baby… the tunnel is full of promise today… welcome her into this world… sometime…
June 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Making some real toaster-compatible bullshit
June 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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“The train driver is a very important person”
(1972)

Artist: John Berry
‘On the Railways’
June 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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i was affected by recent layoffs at Robot Circus/Keywords Studios and i'm now looking for a new studio to join!

if you're looking for animation, rigging, tech art, programming, modelling, VFX, i got you! ✨

bsky.app/profile/harp...
🧵 portfolio thread 🔽
June 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Very VERY boring time of year for compost is starting
June 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Finally publishing this one so it'll be visible from my itch page. It's still a bit messy but I'm proud of how I managed to capture some really awful memories and emotions.
toestee.itch.io/dreamsnightm...
4am by Ellie Samson
A short narrative game about nightmares and real events
toestee.itch.io
June 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Wombo (i fed him some grass)
June 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM