people are so proud of their 3 year duolingo streaks until you hit them with a sentence with more than 6 words in it
June 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
people are so proud of their 3 year duolingo streaks until you hit them with a sentence with more than 6 words in it
john goodman looks like he would be intimately familiar with the linux operating system
June 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
john goodman looks like he would be intimately familiar with the linux operating system
me when that freaky little clown from Saw asks if id rather save my wife and child from a bear trap or see chicken jockey in theaters opening night again
April 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
me when that freaky little clown from Saw asks if id rather save my wife and child from a bear trap or see chicken jockey in theaters opening night again
you should be able to buy cigarettes at taco bell
April 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
you should be able to buy cigarettes at taco bell
your honor, permission to introduce the witness to the tickle monster?
April 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
your honor, permission to introduce the witness to the tickle monster?
gay paul atreides: may thy cum drip and splatter
March 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
gay paul atreides: may thy cum drip and splatter
tiktok serving up some heat today
March 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
tiktok serving up some heat today
seeing all the trends of high profile people removing their tattoos and piercings is for sure a gross indicator of societal conservative shifts
March 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
seeing all the trends of high profile people removing their tattoos and piercings is for sure a gross indicator of societal conservative shifts
retaining semen long enough for it to lacto-ferment inside your balls and develop a rich umami flavor
March 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
retaining semen long enough for it to lacto-ferment inside your balls and develop a rich umami flavor
what was with that one summer that bath salts was a really big deal
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
what was with that one summer that bath salts was a really big deal
especially at those dumbass places that sit you at the “community table”
February 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
especially at those dumbass places that sit you at the “community table”
presidents day is the one day a year when a president can dress up like a total slut and none of the other war criminals can say anything about it
February 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
presidents day is the one day a year when a president can dress up like a total slut and none of the other war criminals can say anything about it
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Finally back at the gym after being iced in for 3 days
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Finally back at the gym after being iced in for 3 days
lofi beats to ooze and leak to
February 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
lofi beats to ooze and leak to
its crazy how Elon could have just chilled with his billions been the guy every kinda annoying mid-20s engineering-type idolized if he just kept his mouth shut but noooo he has to be insecure and want to be “cool” so now he has to shitpost 17 hours a day and perform a nazi coup on the US government
February 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
its crazy how Elon could have just chilled with his billions been the guy every kinda annoying mid-20s engineering-type idolized if he just kept his mouth shut but noooo he has to be insecure and want to be “cool” so now he has to shitpost 17 hours a day and perform a nazi coup on the US government
im glad im not old and boring enough yet to know what substack is ❤️
February 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
im glad im not old and boring enough yet to know what substack is ❤️
DOGE should investigate why Cava needs 3 separate bins for tomatoes, cucumbers, and tomatoes & cucumbers but mixed together @ElonMusk
February 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
DOGE should investigate why Cava needs 3 separate bins for tomatoes, cucumbers, and tomatoes & cucumbers but mixed together @ElonMusk
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I should be allowed to tell people to kill themselves. Not sure about everyone else but I can handle it.
February 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I should be allowed to tell people to kill themselves. Not sure about everyone else but I can handle it.
groundhog day is the one day a year when a groundhog can dress up like a total slut and none of the other hogs can say anything about it
February 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
groundhog day is the one day a year when a groundhog can dress up like a total slut and none of the other hogs can say anything about it
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they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever
‼️ The State Department has REMOVED TQIA+ on their page of recommendations for queer travelers. This page yesterday said "LGBTQIA+" and now just says "LGB".
The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.
The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.
January 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever
only one week in and donald trump’s economy is already driving prices down. that’s my president.
January 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
only one week in and donald trump’s economy is already driving prices down. that’s my president.
restaurants with QR code menus should be obligated to include customization randomizers like the sims to spice things up
January 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
restaurants with QR code menus should be obligated to include customization randomizers like the sims to spice things up
Is the bluesky discover page exclusive epic political cartoons of trump getting owned or does it get better eventually
January 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Is the bluesky discover page exclusive epic political cartoons of trump getting owned or does it get better eventually