You can just have one in your mouth. Plus then they last longer so you don't spend nearly as much.

I glove..

It really depends on how close you want it to match. You could maybe find something close if you were looking for like Pantone accuracy, but if you're comfortable it's also possible to dye fur yourself. I've done it a few times, and although not perfect, it was still cool.

The mild panic felt when you feel the weight shift and that final slam too.. guh.

*vigorous nodding*

This is the second time I've seen this man and.. god damnit why is it always the obscure characters that have the best thoughts?

That should just be general practice. I like to cover bases and have that in my ToS (technically any distribution, digital or otherwise), but yea even if they're sfw they should still be asking you :/

oh real

Poor thing must burn to a crisp in the sun too :(

...bug bites...

but... but.. ;;

...the effort I'm about to put into making a knotted ice rod . _.

When you don't know what something is, it can be scary. Our bodies are weird and do some strange shit when something is off. Best thing you can do is take things slow. Try keeping liquids down, like broths. If you can do that, slowly reintroduce soft solids and so forth.

so comfy so... cozy

You have this way with everything that makes them so... Soft. I'm convinced you could draw a titanium spiked cactus and still make it cuddly.