Listening to the new Blood Cultures album
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Listening to the new Blood Cultures album
It’s finally chilly today so I can put on my big fat sweater!
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s finally chilly today so I can put on my big fat sweater!
Missing my crusty old cabin this summer 😭
September 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Missing my crusty old cabin this summer 😭
“I AINT RIDIN TO TUCSON ON NO PIG”
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“I AINT RIDIN TO TUCSON ON NO PIG”
My situationship texting me after 2 and a half weeks to tell me to “make sure I drink water today”
September 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My situationship texting me after 2 and a half weeks to tell me to “make sure I drink water today”
“She’s incapacitated!” “Well why can’t we just drive to capacitate and get her?!”
September 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“She’s incapacitated!” “Well why can’t we just drive to capacitate and get her?!”
A PASTA PLACE IN PASADENA?!
August 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A PASTA PLACE IN PASADENA?!
THIS WAS COLD BLOODED BEAR-ICIDE!!!
August 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
THIS WAS COLD BLOODED BEAR-ICIDE!!!
I’ll be posting silly little quotes from my first ever watch through of Hannah Montana 🤪🤪🤪
August 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’ll be posting silly little quotes from my first ever watch through of Hannah Montana 🤪🤪🤪
Just added 4 new names to my ‘Horse Names’ notes app when I don’t have a horse and probably never will
August 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just added 4 new names to my ‘Horse Names’ notes app when I don’t have a horse and probably never will
No thaaanks! Fuck these guys
June 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No thaaanks! Fuck these guys
My dentist knocked my my tooth and said “is there anyone in there?!” ???
June 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My dentist knocked my my tooth and said “is there anyone in there?!” ???
Time of death 11:43 AM 5/23/25. Thank you for your years of service and dedication my dear sweet Keurig
May 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Time of death 11:43 AM 5/23/25. Thank you for your years of service and dedication my dear sweet Keurig
Continued my time honored tradition of making sure I always cry to a movie on a plane.
May 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Continued my time honored tradition of making sure I always cry to a movie on a plane.
Me working out for the first time in a decade: Knocking on my chest and yelling “GROW MILKIES!!!!!”
March 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me working out for the first time in a decade: Knocking on my chest and yelling “GROW MILKIES!!!!!”
Just ate cold leftover pizza while stand pissing. This is the closest to straight as I’ve ever felt???
March 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just ate cold leftover pizza while stand pissing. This is the closest to straight as I’ve ever felt???
How do we get a smart car on Fortnite?? 🚗
March 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How do we get a smart car on Fortnite?? 🚗
*fresh out of the shower*
My mom: “you smell like short ribs”
My mom: “you smell like short ribs”
March 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*fresh out of the shower*
My mom: “you smell like short ribs”
My mom: “you smell like short ribs”
Thinking about the America’s next top model challenge where they had to work “Pot Ledom” (Top Model backwards) into a fucking SONGG?
February 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thinking about the America’s next top model challenge where they had to work “Pot Ledom” (Top Model backwards) into a fucking SONGG?
Eating mac&cheese, pb sammies, and chips and salsa in one sitting then wondering why my tummy’s upset.
February 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Eating mac&cheese, pb sammies, and chips and salsa in one sitting then wondering why my tummy’s upset.
Woke up feeling like the Quiznos sub rat
February 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Woke up feeling like the Quiznos sub rat
Me reading emails at work and IMMEDIATELY forgetting what I read
January 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Me reading emails at work and IMMEDIATELY forgetting what I read
Just a quick jaunt back to the cheese state 💛💚🧀
December 7, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Just a quick jaunt back to the cheese state 💛💚🧀
Told everyone I hated these then ate them all in one sitting
December 2, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Told everyone I hated these then ate them all in one sitting
Me when I finally convince @snotbunny.bsky.social to watch Charlie’s Angels
November 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Me when I finally convince @snotbunny.bsky.social to watch Charlie’s Angels