Peef Cornenonspliff (previously Magnanimous Whitstable Jones Sr)
@stinkyidiot.bsky.social
Allergic to all 47 varieties of horse venom
All water diet since 1941
Sagittarius ♐️
Inventor of the grape.
All water diet since 1941
Sagittarius ♐️
Inventor of the grape.
On my Skoda Octavia type shit
January 19, 2026 at 8:50 AM
On my Skoda Octavia type shit
Eating an apple in a fun and relaxing way
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Eating an apple in a fun and relaxing way
Entering the palace with shit in my pants and leaving with the cleanest asshole of my generation
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Entering the palace with shit in my pants and leaving with the cleanest asshole of my generation
More like Corned Beef Splash!
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
More like Corned Beef Splash!
Fucking disgusting that there’s an advert for Google’s AI shit machine that says “there’s too much stranger things to watch, get Gemini to summarise it for you!”
If enjoying art is too much work for you I will twist your head off like a bottle cap.
If enjoying art is too much work for you I will twist your head off like a bottle cap.
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Fucking disgusting that there’s an advert for Google’s AI shit machine that says “there’s too much stranger things to watch, get Gemini to summarise it for you!”
If enjoying art is too much work for you I will twist your head off like a bottle cap.
If enjoying art is too much work for you I will twist your head off like a bottle cap.
Dance like nobody’s jorkin it
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Dance like nobody’s jorkin it
I’m on my way to the penis store and I slip on a banana peel and shatter into millions of ultra-reflective glass pieces and you are permanently blinded.
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I’m on my way to the penis store and I slip on a banana peel and shatter into millions of ultra-reflective glass pieces and you are permanently blinded.
Italy
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Italy
Swallow your creams
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Swallow your creams
Mad as hell rn because SOMEONE booked all my antifreeze
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Mad as hell rn because SOMEONE booked all my antifreeze
Reposted by Peef Cornenonspliff (previously Magnanimous Whitstable Jones Sr)
Wet Blowjob 50 Times! 4 Hours
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Wet Blowjob 50 Times! 4 Hours
Last night I was trying to set off a party popper for 3 hours before I realised it was a Pringles can
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Last night I was trying to set off a party popper for 3 hours before I realised it was a Pringles can
I’ve eaten a toothbrush every day for 25 years and still my doctor says my heart will explode any moment
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I’ve eaten a toothbrush every day for 25 years and still my doctor says my heart will explode any moment
Reposted by Peef Cornenonspliff (previously Magnanimous Whitstable Jones Sr)
To me the grinch is just a normal guy
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
To me the grinch is just a normal guy
Gay porn for elves at Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Gay porn for elves at Christmas
Farting a whole BUNCH of times
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Farting a whole BUNCH of times
Sometimes I think “Phone Bad” might be right
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sometimes I think “Phone Bad” might be right
More like Gnome
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
More like Gnome
If I was the president I think I would work hard for a better future for our children rather than raping them
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If I was the president I think I would work hard for a better future for our children rather than raping them
I saw the words “3D printed Christ” on an instagram reel today and i got a boner does anyone know what that means?
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I saw the words “3D printed Christ” on an instagram reel today and i got a boner does anyone know what that means?
The road to hell is paved with Bacon and cheese bagel and then hazelnut cream cereal
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The road to hell is paved with Bacon and cheese bagel and then hazelnut cream cereal
Going to the poopoo house to fuck the Christmas tree
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Going to the poopoo house to fuck the Christmas tree
You guys just be jacking your shit right off huh?
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You guys just be jacking your shit right off huh?