lots from Andrea Gibson these days, but especially this gem from You Better Be Lightning

Yes, this is on purpose. The “About” page they just added starts out talking about various construction and then… strays.

Um, the “Major Events” on theit new About page is… creepy af.
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In L.A., armed men in an unmarked van demanded an American (Jason Gavidia) give his birth hospital to prove citizenship. How are adoptees supposed to know? I’m glad Maria Greeley knew, but it’s tragic she carries a passport copy, let alone spent an hour answering for the “crime” of being adopted.

How did you know I’m planning a musical weekend heh. Next up is Fosse/Verdon miniseries broken up by watching the movies referenced in each episode which is better than any cake on earth 😍

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I mean, what Fallon mostly does is throw his head down and smack the desk, or turn away from the audience and clownishly clap, so we don’t see he’s dead inside. I keep waiting for the Pedo-in-Chief to return so Fallon can playfully muss his hair again 🤮

What “lawful orders” were disobeyed by a woman recording your snowflake cops who couldn’t handle being called bitches? What violence, vandalism, or “refusal to obey” was committed by a man hurting your cops’ wittle feelings by calling them a bad word? Stop lying and #HonorYourOath

Dang, now that song’s in my head

Thank you from one of your constituents who is deeply terrified of what can happen to the rest of us, if we don’t fight for Mr. Garcia now. Safe travels 🙏