Imaging hating me and I’m just laying on my front, giggling, kicking my feet watching CM Punk edits

The scene from Naruto when Rock Lee drops his training weights except it’s the tungsten buttplug falling out my arse in the Greggs line

She Chrism in my Ass till I Eve

Wait till the dipshits who made this realise that under that Mk VI Corvus helmet is a marine voiced by a leftist Indian. You silly sods 🙃

Whenever I see a picture of Heimerdinger from Arcane I have the strangest compulsion to dunk him in the deep fryer

Villain arch? Hoe phase? Miss me wit that I’m in my sleepyhead arch honk shoe fr 🤟💪🔥😴😴

This is a warning.

Kind of amazing how much modern politics and culture seems to boil down to ‘boys rule, girls drool’

Reject local hardcore bands with names like “Theorems” and “not for the faint”
and embrace local punk band names like “Isle 6 Tesco poo” and “dustbin nan shagger”

This old ass man 🙄