chloe the ex-convict
@stinkgasm.bsky.social
22 | 🏳️⚧️ | out and proud felon | stinks | i really need to be on good behavior…
Pinned
over the past week i have been through HELL. they made me shower DAILY. my cellmate didn't get ANY of my references to semi niche media properties. and worst of all? my dad STOLE my account for the WHOLE time! as if i needed any more reasons to want him dead?? HAH. remember everyone. NEVER SURRENDER
welp, it’s that time again. time for my yearly rewatch of seasons beatings
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
welp, it’s that time again. time for my yearly rewatch of seasons beatings
over easy eggs are one of the few foods you could inject an entire needle full of piss into the middle of and nobody would notice
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
over easy eggs are one of the few foods you could inject an entire needle full of piss into the middle of and nobody would notice
wait kamala lost?
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
wait kamala lost?
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we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
Reposted by chloe the ex-convict
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
my life is like a movie except it’s a bad movie and it has a 52% on rotten tomatoes and the only reason anyone talks about it is because there’s one really sexually attractive anthropomorphic animal character
September 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
my life is like a movie except it’s a bad movie and it has a 52% on rotten tomatoes and the only reason anyone talks about it is because there’s one really sexually attractive anthropomorphic animal character
ok but real talk tho this mozzarella guy makes some real good music
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ok but real talk tho this mozzarella guy makes some real good music
@frankcifaldi.bsky.social yo video game pope, i work at a little used game store that buys people’s stuff and today someone sold us this. you think this is something that should be dumped and preserved or is nothing? thank ya chum
September 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@frankcifaldi.bsky.social yo video game pope, i work at a little used game store that buys people’s stuff and today someone sold us this. you think this is something that should be dumped and preserved or is nothing? thank ya chum
i worked too hard and it gave me a heart attack ack ack ack ack
September 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i worked too hard and it gave me a heart attack ack ack ack ack
BIG NEWS EVERYONE!! beef boy is coming to town!!! everyone get excited and get prepared for beef boy because he is coming to town!!!
August 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
BIG NEWS EVERYONE!! beef boy is coming to town!!! everyone get excited and get prepared for beef boy because he is coming to town!!!
if you do clean comedy get the FUCK off my page. i want my comedians to smell like a fart had sex with a skunk and then died and rotted and then got pissed on by a dogs stinky dog penis. can i get a AMEN
August 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
if you do clean comedy get the FUCK off my page. i want my comedians to smell like a fart had sex with a skunk and then died and rotted and then got pissed on by a dogs stinky dog penis. can i get a AMEN
GOD if this website was actually good i would be able to block EVERYONE AND REPLACE YOU WITH AI CHATBOTS
August 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
GOD if this website was actually good i would be able to block EVERYONE AND REPLACE YOU WITH AI CHATBOTS
today the vibe is walking around while listening to raindrops are falling on my head and pretending to be peter parker when he loses his powers in spider-man 2
August 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
today the vibe is walking around while listening to raindrops are falling on my head and pretending to be peter parker when he loses his powers in spider-man 2
my dad is outside my bedroom window shouting with a megaphone about how he’s gonna pluck every individual hair off of my head and body and private areas unless i tell him the solution to my riddles three 🙄
August 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
my dad is outside my bedroom window shouting with a megaphone about how he’s gonna pluck every individual hair off of my head and body and private areas unless i tell him the solution to my riddles three 🙄
im really regretting not stealing some of my adult baby stepdads rare funko pops from his funko pop room when i was visiting them for thanksgiving.
August 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
im really regretting not stealing some of my adult baby stepdads rare funko pops from his funko pop room when i was visiting them for thanksgiving.
the bart simpson shirt stays on during sex
August 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the bart simpson shirt stays on during sex
me when i’m not wearing my bart simpson shirt:
I HATE EARTH I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYONE I HATE ME I HATE CHILDREN
I HATE EARTH I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYONE I HATE ME I HATE CHILDREN
August 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
me when i’m not wearing my bart simpson shirt:
I HATE EARTH I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYONE I HATE ME I HATE CHILDREN
I HATE EARTH I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYONE I HATE ME I HATE CHILDREN
yo!! so i know i haven’t posted in awhile, so i thought id give a life update!!
so i did manage to regrow about a third of my foreskin via my the dick skin tugger contraption i 3D printed at the library.
I do intend to keep using it nightly to regrow the rest, even if it kills me.
so i did manage to regrow about a third of my foreskin via my the dick skin tugger contraption i 3D printed at the library.
I do intend to keep using it nightly to regrow the rest, even if it kills me.
August 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
yo!! so i know i haven’t posted in awhile, so i thought id give a life update!!
so i did manage to regrow about a third of my foreskin via my the dick skin tugger contraption i 3D printed at the library.
I do intend to keep using it nightly to regrow the rest, even if it kills me.
so i did manage to regrow about a third of my foreskin via my the dick skin tugger contraption i 3D printed at the library.
I do intend to keep using it nightly to regrow the rest, even if it kills me.
walked in on my roommate douching his urethra. yep, this is my life
July 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
walked in on my roommate douching his urethra. yep, this is my life
as someone limited by brittle bones disorder, google veo 3 has been absolutely life changing. I gave it a picture of me and said “generate me SLAYING at parkour”, and it did it! I sent the vid to nbc and guess who landed a spot on american ninja warrior? ME!! #brittlebonespride
June 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
as someone limited by brittle bones disorder, google veo 3 has been absolutely life changing. I gave it a picture of me and said “generate me SLAYING at parkour”, and it did it! I sent the vid to nbc and guess who landed a spot on american ninja warrior? ME!! #brittlebonespride
calling all non gay non trans non autistic folks on the skitterverse!! if you’re from a marginalized group and have a vid of you saying one of my slurs, reach out and i’ll quickly give you the pass so that you can avoid cancellation!! just give me the pass for yours so i can also avoid cancellation
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
calling all non gay non trans non autistic folks on the skitterverse!! if you’re from a marginalized group and have a vid of you saying one of my slurs, reach out and i’ll quickly give you the pass so that you can avoid cancellation!! just give me the pass for yours so i can also avoid cancellation
hey everyone! if a video of me saying various slurs surfaces, just know that every marginalized group has personally given me the pass 🤗
June 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
hey everyone! if a video of me saying various slurs surfaces, just know that every marginalized group has personally given me the pass 🤗
if you’re reading this, i hate you
June 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
if you’re reading this, i hate you
soooo food and drink really is just real life health item huh 😂😂😂
May 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
soooo food and drink really is just real life health item huh 😂😂😂