i went to buy oak to make a footstool and now i owe home depot my first three children?

would nato be better if instead of italy “contributing,” they just gave all the money they’d spend on their army to the georgians to fund theirs instead

yes, i am roping my coworkers into an after work skiing and beers club

freaked out my boss when he thanked me for all the long hours and apologized for it being so stressful and i said i fucking love it

so do i put the sound reducer in for our company motorcycle ride, or do i rip my obnoxious crotch rocket at full volume?

i don’t mind going to restaurants by myself but i would look a lot less silly if i wasn’t seated at a four person table

well, here we go again