If you took extra classes over the summers so you could take a niche elective during the school year, like say, orchestra, hope it feels amazing being so fucking hot as an adult 💓

I think it’s really really cool to go somewhere and not post. It’s really cool to post. But it’s really really cool not to. No offense. If you wanna be cooler, post a week later. If you don’t care about being cool, that’s also cool. But not as cool as not posting.

I have no charisma in the comments.

Poor Charlie has to work today.

The dress is blue and black

Remember when El*n was selling flamethrowers to raise capital/garner attention for the tunnel digging b*ring company? Really great niche for him. He should have stayed in his lame.

We have what- maybe two good summers left before complete environmental collapse? I need to try all the appetizers on the menu.

From scratch

I wish I could listen to Scamanda again for the first time.

After a year without instagram and the imminent death of Twitter, it’s not the lack of engagement that makes me sad. The lack of personal popularity is okay too. But I really miss is seeing faces. And food. And learning information about the food and the face.

I did a deep dive on an ex and learned he legally changed his name for no reason a few months ago (not for like marriage or anything). I have no one to tell.

I don’t know what I’m inviting but here we go

Watching basic cable in South Pasadena