Stickfigureme
@stickfigureme.bsky.social
Nah, I'm good. She/Her
📍THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
📍THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
Who stepped in dog shit on our pre- Dunkin eggwhites ride walk?
When then whined the entire time Yma made him walk around on grass to get it off his big old paw?
Who's paws had to be inspected to make sure it was gone before he was allowed to ride in the StickMobile to get his Dunkin eggwhites?
When then whined the entire time Yma made him walk around on grass to get it off his big old paw?
Who's paws had to be inspected to make sure it was gone before he was allowed to ride in the StickMobile to get his Dunkin eggwhites?
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Who stepped in dog shit on our pre- Dunkin eggwhites ride walk?
When then whined the entire time Yma made him walk around on grass to get it off his big old paw?
Who's paws had to be inspected to make sure it was gone before he was allowed to ride in the StickMobile to get his Dunkin eggwhites?
When then whined the entire time Yma made him walk around on grass to get it off his big old paw?
Who's paws had to be inspected to make sure it was gone before he was allowed to ride in the StickMobile to get his Dunkin eggwhites?
Jeck noticed the disappearance of his couch binkies.
Welcome to The Whining
Welcome to The Whining
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Jeck noticed the disappearance of his couch binkies.
Welcome to The Whining
Welcome to The Whining
You know who else is speaking at that conference?
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You know who else is speaking at that conference?
So when it's about voting for him, THEN he wants everyone to vote.
But that qualified Black/Desi woman with the intelligent, inclusive, joyful, progressive, honest campaign? Nah, he told y'all not to vote for her.
But that qualified Black/Desi woman with the intelligent, inclusive, joyful, progressive, honest campaign? Nah, he told y'all not to vote for her.
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So when it's about voting for him, THEN he wants everyone to vote.
But that qualified Black/Desi woman with the intelligent, inclusive, joyful, progressive, honest campaign? Nah, he told y'all not to vote for her.
But that qualified Black/Desi woman with the intelligent, inclusive, joyful, progressive, honest campaign? Nah, he told y'all not to vote for her.
I was reading him some of TC Boyle's "Water Music".
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I was reading him some of TC Boyle's "Water Music".
I think that's a yes.
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I think that's a yes.
When your mom stayed home today but you didn't get playtime with her because she hurt her back. So she takes a shit ton of ibuprofen eventhough it makes her sick.
Somebody needs to make a miffed dog tshirt that says, "I got a late evening ride to Dunkin for bupkes."
Somebody needs to make a miffed dog tshirt that says, "I got a late evening ride to Dunkin for bupkes."
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When your mom stayed home today but you didn't get playtime with her because she hurt her back. So she takes a shit ton of ibuprofen eventhough it makes her sick.
Somebody needs to make a miffed dog tshirt that says, "I got a late evening ride to Dunkin for bupkes."
Somebody needs to make a miffed dog tshirt that says, "I got a late evening ride to Dunkin for bupkes."
While the photo on the left doesn't explain why the pillows now have the faint aroma of Fritos, the photo on the right does. Those corn chip feet were tucked up under each pillow.
Doe eyes, Frito feet, and a quick nap. Then, one more pee walk for him before Stick readies for the nightshift.
Doe eyes, Frito feet, and a quick nap. Then, one more pee walk for him before Stick readies for the nightshift.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
While the photo on the left doesn't explain why the pillows now have the faint aroma of Fritos, the photo on the right does. Those corn chip feet were tucked up under each pillow.
Doe eyes, Frito feet, and a quick nap. Then, one more pee walk for him before Stick readies for the nightshift.
Doe eyes, Frito feet, and a quick nap. Then, one more pee walk for him before Stick readies for the nightshift.
Naptime with Jeck.
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Naptime with Jeck.
On our way for Dunkin eggwhites in SWEATAH WEATHAH!
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
On our way for Dunkin eggwhites in SWEATAH WEATHAH!
Jeck got his ride to Dunkin for eggwhites. He also got to "season" the laundry Yma just did, starting with his favourite couch binky.
Now for a nap.
That eyebooger is Rula Lenska. WHO? Doesn't matter. In the 70s, we just had fun breathily saying "I'm Rula Lenska"
www.reddit.com/r/70s/commen...
Now for a nap.
That eyebooger is Rula Lenska. WHO? Doesn't matter. In the 70s, we just had fun breathily saying "I'm Rula Lenska"
www.reddit.com/r/70s/commen...
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Jeck got his ride to Dunkin for eggwhites. He also got to "season" the laundry Yma just did, starting with his favourite couch binky.
Now for a nap.
That eyebooger is Rula Lenska. WHO? Doesn't matter. In the 70s, we just had fun breathily saying "I'm Rula Lenska"
www.reddit.com/r/70s/commen...
Now for a nap.
That eyebooger is Rula Lenska. WHO? Doesn't matter. In the 70s, we just had fun breathily saying "I'm Rula Lenska"
www.reddit.com/r/70s/commen...
He is the master of melt, I know.
We are going to try to get some sleep before I have to work the overnight. Have yourself a good day.
Als9, look at my post eggwhite sleepy, snoring boy❤️
We are going to try to get some sleep before I have to work the overnight. Have yourself a good day.
Als9, look at my post eggwhite sleepy, snoring boy❤️
October 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He is the master of melt, I know.
We are going to try to get some sleep before I have to work the overnight. Have yourself a good day.
Als9, look at my post eggwhite sleepy, snoring boy❤️
We are going to try to get some sleep before I have to work the overnight. Have yourself a good day.
Als9, look at my post eggwhite sleepy, snoring boy❤️
Well, the hour or so nap turned into 2. Too tired to do laundry, will handle that mess tomorrow.
We are on a late Dunkin eggwhite park and gobble because somedog was a most excellent boy. Yma had to have a few coffees before we headed here. So damn tired.
Jeck is sad he ate all his eggwhite.
We are on a late Dunkin eggwhite park and gobble because somedog was a most excellent boy. Yma had to have a few coffees before we headed here. So damn tired.
Jeck is sad he ate all his eggwhite.
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Well, the hour or so nap turned into 2. Too tired to do laundry, will handle that mess tomorrow.
We are on a late Dunkin eggwhite park and gobble because somedog was a most excellent boy. Yma had to have a few coffees before we headed here. So damn tired.
Jeck is sad he ate all his eggwhite.
We are on a late Dunkin eggwhite park and gobble because somedog was a most excellent boy. Yma had to have a few coffees before we headed here. So damn tired.
Jeck is sad he ate all his eggwhite.
Worked 530pm-3am and got home to a delighted and very wiggly Jeck. Pee walk done. Napping for an hour or so before getting up to do laundry.
I share this because dogs make everything better. They make a living space a home. They even make naps better.
Eyeboogers, too. (This one is Theda Bara.)
I share this because dogs make everything better. They make a living space a home. They even make naps better.
Eyeboogers, too. (This one is Theda Bara.)
October 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Worked 530pm-3am and got home to a delighted and very wiggly Jeck. Pee walk done. Napping for an hour or so before getting up to do laundry.
I share this because dogs make everything better. They make a living space a home. They even make naps better.
Eyeboogers, too. (This one is Theda Bara.)
I share this because dogs make everything better. They make a living space a home. They even make naps better.
Eyeboogers, too. (This one is Theda Bara.)
OMG LOOK AT HER FEET
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
OMG LOOK AT HER FEET
Oooh, men are so sexy in their cybertrucks.
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oooh, men are so sexy in their cybertrucks.
Jeck got to ride on the passenger side of his best friend's ride for his Dunkin eggwhites. The fresh bedlinens are, despite burritoJeck's persistence, on the bed. And the pee and poop walks were successful. Huzzah!
It's neptime with Jeck on the fresh bedlinens (including his super soft couch binky)
It's neptime with Jeck on the fresh bedlinens (including his super soft couch binky)
October 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Jeck got to ride on the passenger side of his best friend's ride for his Dunkin eggwhites. The fresh bedlinens are, despite burritoJeck's persistence, on the bed. And the pee and poop walks were successful. Huzzah!
It's neptime with Jeck on the fresh bedlinens (including his super soft couch binky)
It's neptime with Jeck on the fresh bedlinens (including his super soft couch binky)
I was trying to put fresh linens on the bed when I got home from work this morning, before our ride to Dunkin for eggwhites.
He was all, nah, this is good.
He was all, nah, this is good.
October 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I was trying to put fresh linens on the bed when I got home from work this morning, before our ride to Dunkin for eggwhites.
He was all, nah, this is good.
He was all, nah, this is good.
Karoline Preisler, because it's her day too.
October 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Karoline Preisler, because it's her day too.
Honestly, the world is awful, but this makes me smile.
October 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Honestly, the world is awful, but this makes me smile.
Jeck: OMG, did you see what that Xenomorph was wearing? Nice TEMU leather catsuit, loser! Hahaha!
Me: 👀
Jeck: What?
Me: 👀!!!
Jeck: It's behind me, isn't it? Do you think it heard me?
Me: RUN!
Jeck: Oh, FFS!
Me: 👀
Jeck: What?
Me: 👀!!!
Jeck: It's behind me, isn't it? Do you think it heard me?
Me: RUN!
Jeck: Oh, FFS!
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Jeck: OMG, did you see what that Xenomorph was wearing? Nice TEMU leather catsuit, loser! Hahaha!
Me: 👀
Jeck: What?
Me: 👀!!!
Jeck: It's behind me, isn't it? Do you think it heard me?
Me: RUN!
Jeck: Oh, FFS!
Me: 👀
Jeck: What?
Me: 👀!!!
Jeck: It's behind me, isn't it? Do you think it heard me?
Me: RUN!
Jeck: Oh, FFS!