Matt Lorenzi
@stickers66.bsky.social
Bikes and boats. No jerks. Engage before following.
Just here to be seen.
Just here to be seen.
Preparing the door prizes for tonight's dinner party.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Preparing the door prizes for tonight's dinner party.
Current view. Embrace the dark.
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Current view. Embrace the dark.
I'm going to steal all of the sulphur.
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm going to steal all of the sulphur.
North Van'ing today. Let's see what all the fuss is about.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
North Van'ing today. Let's see what all the fuss is about.
Maybe Futurama was onto something.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Maybe Futurama was onto something.
Fine I'll eat this plate of wings alone.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fine I'll eat this plate of wings alone.
Perhaps you need them in sweetened puree form. It's one of my guilty pleasures.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Perhaps you need them in sweetened puree form. It's one of my guilty pleasures.
This is the attention to detail they put with their copy. Like hire a fucking editor you cheap bastards.
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is the attention to detail they put with their copy. Like hire a fucking editor you cheap bastards.
I'm going to walk into a lake
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm going to walk into a lake
I still like this tho....because he was expecting something better?
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I still like this tho....because he was expecting something better?
you forgot bridge-wearing
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
you forgot bridge-wearing
Okay folks, I've figured it out, just find out where your local billionaires are going for dinner and hope they pick up your tab. This is a much better solution than taxation.
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Okay folks, I've figured it out, just find out where your local billionaires are going for dinner and hope they pick up your tab. This is a much better solution than taxation.
RIP Prunella Scales
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
RIP Prunella Scales
Piano Tuners' Local 412?
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Piano Tuners' Local 412?
Bring back the Justy!
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Bring back the Justy!
@brantastic.bsky.social look what I can do... The one in Osaka got away from me, so got this one from Tokyo. Also I needed an orange watch...so do you.
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@brantastic.bsky.social look what I can do... The one in Osaka got away from me, so got this one from Tokyo. Also I needed an orange watch...so do you.
worst symbol ever
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
worst symbol ever
Logistics makes no sense. Dude, you were in AK! Now you're going to TN!? Just toss it out of the airplane.
October 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Logistics makes no sense. Dude, you were in AK! Now you're going to TN!? Just toss it out of the airplane.
Our team kit is very blue this year. #teamsmurfs
October 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Our team kit is very blue this year. #teamsmurfs
He's 20 but I'm still a soccer dad I guess
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
He's 20 but I'm still a soccer dad I guess