Bridge:
Mars needs a CEO
Earth needs a break
Pack up your memes
For everyone's sake

Final Chorus:
Send Elon to Mars
Send Elon to Mars
You always said that's where you wanted to be
Send Elon to Mars
Send Elon to Mars
Mars is red and ready for your colony

Verse 2:
Your tunnels and chips, your flamethrowers too
Take all your grand plans, we're done with the zoo
You promised a future with robots and space
But first maybe focus on the human race

Chorus:
Send Elon to Mars
Send Elon to Mars
We'd all breathe easier if you were among the stars
Send Elon to Mars
Send Elon to Mars
The red planet's waiting for your electric cars

Verse 1:
Twitter's in chaos, Tesla stock's wild
SpaceX is ready, the rocket's been styled
You tweet at midnight, the markets all crash
We're begging you please, just take all your cash