Honestly wish I’ would’ve died that day

The thing about corporate life is no one wants to be accountable for their mistakes. Consequently, no one wants to take any risks or do anything that’s out of the ordinary, because the repercussions are severe. This is why most people end up doing the bare minimum and walking away.

You used to be my favourite notifications. Now my regret.

In today's edition of WorkTheFuck.. I was told to increase my mail font size.

Can’t and won’t take you seriously if you wear Crocs as a grown up.

Still mad at the world

So I'm supposed to adjust to your bad mood but when I'm feeling bad.. you take no action. Ok noted.

Need to do this better

Never change United. Never change.

What part of today is a holiday do you not understand

I hate how easy some of your lives are.

Today is just Gaahhhhhh!!!!

Dying but Trying.

Just leave me alone and let me do my fuckin work.

There are days where I literally want to bash everyone with a baseball bat.